Traditions and Hearthside Stories of West Cornwall, Second SeriesBottrell, William
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Traditions and Hearthside Stories of West Cornwall, Second Series
Bottrell, William
Cornwall (England : County) -- Social life and customs; Legends -- England -- Cornwall (County)
And dust thee think, than, that when I've refused
to sell any of my new sort to my own sister Dame Pendar, or to
my cousin Madam Trezillian, that I would spare them to the
likes of you?" "I don't care a cuss whether you do or no,"
Betty replied, "but if you won't sell me some eggs you shall wish
your cake dough." "Now go thee way'st home thou deceitful[64]
old bitch," said the lady in a rage, "and what business hast thee
here pryan about the place and covetan all thee cust spy with
thy evil eye, I'd like to know. Begone, or I'll set the dogs at
thee, and throw fire over thee, dosn't think that I'm afraid of
thy witchcraft."
"I am on the church-road through the town-place," said Betty,
"and here I will stop as long as I like in spite of you and your
lawyers too." Madam Noy and Betty continued their threats
and abuse until the lady became so enraged, at the old woman's
persistence to stay in her town-place, that she snatched up a
stone, threw it at Betty, and hit her right on her noddle, with a
blow that made her jaws rattle. Betty limped to the stile
mumbling to herself, "now may the devil help me and by all that's
evil here I will rest till I've curst thee to my heart's content."
Standing on the stile she pointed her finger at Madam Noy and
made the lady 'shake in her shoes;' whilst she nodded her
head, waved her out-stretched hand, and ill-wished her by
saying,—
"Mary Noy, thou ugly, old, and spiteful plague,
I give thee the collick, the palsy, and ague.
All the eggs thy fowls lay, from this shall be addle,
All thy hens have the pip and die with the straddle.
And before nine moons have come and gone,
Of all thy coppies there shan't live one:
Thy arm and thy hand, that cast the stone,
Shall wither and waste to skin and bone."
Madam Noy was never well from that day, her fowls' eggs
were always bad, and all Betty's spells took effect. Before six
months were past she lost her coppies every one; for, in place of
gay tufts of feathers, the chickens' brains came out on all those
hatched from her coppies' eggs.
A noted old droll-teller and clock-cleaner of Sancreed, called
Billy Foss, used to recite this, and many other stories, in a sort
of doggrel, in which he mostly half said and half sung his drolls.
We remember but little more of Billy's verse, in this story, than
the few lines given above; these are enough, however, for a
sample of the kind of composition that was much in vogue with
our old droll-tellers.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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