Armed Forces -- Fiction; English poetry; Prisoners -- Fiction; Short stories, English
“You ask what she was like,” Pritchard broke in. “Let me give you an
instance. I was at Auckland first in ’97, at the end o’ the
_Marroquin’s_ commission, an’ as I’d been promoted I went up with the
others. She used to look after us all, an’ she never lost by it—not a
penny! ‘Pay me now,’ she’d say, ‘or settle later. I know you won’t let
me suffer. Send the money from home if you like,’ Why, gentlemen all, I
tell you I’ve seen that lady take her own gold watch an’ chain off her
neck in the bar an’ pass it to a bosun ’oo’d come ashore without ’is
ticker an’ ’ad to catch the last boat. ‘I don’t know your name,’ she
said, ‘but when you’ve done with it, you’ll find plenty that know me on
the front. Send it back by one o’ them.’ And it was worth thirty pounds
if it was worth ’arf a crown. The little gold watch, Pye, with the blue
monogram at the back. But, as I was sayin’, in those days she kep’ a
beer that agreed with me—Slits it was called. One way an’ another I
must ’ave punished a good few bottles of it while we was in the
bay—comin’ ashore every night or so. Chaffin across the bar like, once
when we were alone, ‘Mrs. B.,’ I said, ‘when next I call I want you to
remember that this is my particular—just as you’re my particular?’
(She’d let you go _that_ far!) ‘Just as you’re my particular,’ I said.
‘Oh, thank you, Sergeant Pritchard,’ she says, an’ put ’er hand up to
the curl be’ind ’er ear. Remember that way she had, Pye?”
“I think so,” said the sailor.
“Yes, ‘Thank you, Sergeant Pritchard,’ she says. ‘The least I can do is
to mark it for you in case you change your mind. There’s no great
demand for it in the Fleet,’ she says, ‘but to make sure I’ll put it at
the back o’ the shelf,’ an’ she snipped off a piece of her hair ribbon
with that old dolphin cigar cutter on the bar—remember it, Pye?—an’ she
tied a bow round what was left—just four bottles. That was ’97—no, ’96.
In ’98 I was in the _Resiliant_—China station—full commission. In
Nineteen One, mark you, I was in the _Carthusian_, back in Auckland Bay
again. Of course I went up to Mrs. B.’s with the rest of us to see how
things were goin’. They were the same as ever. (Remember the big tree
on the pavement by the side-bar, Pye?) I never said anythin’ in special
(there was too many of us talkin’ to her), but she saw me at once.”
“That wasn’t difficult?” I ventured.
“Ah, but wait. I was comin’ up to the bar, when, ‘Ada,’ she says to her
niece, ‘get me Sergeant Pritchard’s particular,’ and, gentlemen all, I
tell you before I could shake ’ands with the lady, there were those
four bottles o’ Slits, with ’er ’air ribbon in a bow round each o’
their necks, set down in front o’ me, an’ as she drew the cork she
looked at me under her eyebrows in that blindish way she had o’
lookin’, an’, ‘Sergeant Pritchard,’ she says, ‘I do ’ope you ’aven’t
changed your mind about your particulars.’ That’s the kind o’ woman she
was—after five years!”
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