Armed Forces -- Fiction; English poetry; Prisoners -- Fiction; Short stories, English
“Our attention? After all the attention we’ve given ’er, too,” said
Pyecroft. “What a greedy old woman!” To Moorshed: “Signal from the
_Cryptic_, Sir.”
“Never mind that!” said the boy, peering through his glasses. “Our
dinghy quick, or they’ll paint our marks out. Come along!”
By this time I was long past even hysteria. I remember Pyecroft’s
bending back, the surge of the driven dinghy, a knot of amazed faces as
we skimmed the _Cryptic’s_ ram, and the dropped jaw of the midshipman
in her whaler when we barged fairly into him.
“Mind my paint!” he yelled.
“You mind mine, snotty,” said Moorshed. “I was all night putting these
little ear-marks on you for the umpires to sit on. Leave ’em alone.”
We splashed past him to the _Devolution’s_ boat, where sat no one less
than her first lieutenant, a singularly unhandy-looking officer.
“What the deuce is the meaning of this?” he roared, with an accusing
forefinger.
“You’re sunk, that’s all. You’ve been dead half a tide.”
“Dead, am I? I’ll show you whether I’m dead or not, Sir!”
“Well, you may be a survivor,” said Moorshed ingratiatingly, “though it
isn’t at all likely.”
The officer choked for a minute. The midshipman crouched up in stern
said, half aloud: “Then I _was_ right—last night.”
“Yesh,” I gasped from the dinghy’s coal-dust. “Are you member Torquay
Yacht Club?”
“Hell!” said the first lieutenant, and fled away. The _Cryptic’s_ boat
was already at that cruiser’s side, and semaphores flicked zealously
from ship to ship. We floated, a minute speck, between the two hulls,
while the pipes went for the captain’s galley on the _Devolution_.
“That’s all right,” said Moorshed. “Wait till the gangway’s down and
then board her decently. We oughtn’t to be expected to climb up a ship
we’ve sunk.”
Pyecroft lay on his disreputable oars till Captain Malan,
full-uniformed, descended the _Devolution’s_ side. With due
compliments—not acknowledged, I grieve to say—we fell in behind his
sumptuous galley, and at last, upon pressing invitation, climbed, black
as sweeps all, the lowered gangway of the _Cryptic_. At the top stood
as fine a constellation of marine stars as ever sang together of a
morning on a King’s ship. Every one who could get within earshot found
that his work took him aft. I counted eleven able seamen polishing the
breechblock of the stern nine-point-two, four marines zealously
relieving each other at the life-buoy, six call-boys, nine midshipmen
of the watch, exclusive of naval cadets, and the higher ranks past all
census.
“If I die o’ joy,” said Pyecroft behind his hand, “remember I died
forgivin’ Morgan from the bottom of my ’eart, because, like Martha, we
’ave scoffed the better part. You’d better try to come to attention,
Sir.”
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