Seein’ this, the marman swallered his dose, and no sooner got it down
than he squealed right out, and clapped his webby hands together, and
wagged his tail like all creation. He swore it was elegant stuff, and he
felt it tickle powerful from the top of his head to the eend of his
starn-fin. Arter takin’ two or three horns together, the sonny cried for
a drink, and I gin him one that sent him wrigglin’ on the sand like an
eel in an uneasiness. So, the marman said as the licker was raal
first-rate, and first-rater than that tew, he guessed he’d ask in his
next door neighbour and his lady, jest to taste the godsend. Waell, in a
minnit, in comes a huge marman of the most almighty size, looking jest
like Black Hawk when he was bilious; he fotched up his lady with him,
and his eldest son, a scraggy hobbadehoy marman, and his darters, two
young marmaids or marmisses, jest goin’ out o’ their teens, who flapped
their yaller-skinned paws over their punking-coloured chops, pretendin’
to be almighty skeered at comin’ afore a strannge man in a state o’
natur’—but they forgot all abeout that thar’ when the licker was handed
to them.
Arter takin’ a few smallers, the fresh marman said he guessed the
clam-shell was altogether tew leetle to get a proper amount of licker
whereby a feller could judge correctly of the raal taste o’ the
stuff—so he went to his berth in the next cave, and fotched a large
blue and silver shell that held abeout a pint.
The news o’ the brandy-tub spred pretty slick, for in half an hour, I’d
the hull grist o’ the marmen belongin’ to that settlement cooped up in
the cavern. Sitch a noisy swillin’ set o’ wet souls I never did see; the
drunk com’ on em almighty strong, for they kept me sarvin’ out the
licker jest as quick as it would run. I thought if the capting could
have seen me astridin’ his brandy-cask, in an underground grocery at the
bottom o’ the sea, surrounded by sich a skeul of odd fish, how many
dozen at the gangway would he have ordered the bosen’s mate to have
sarved me out?
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