A reply was deemed unnecessary; and in a few minutes more the cheerful
plash of the Bankhead spring was among the sounds we heard not.
XXII.
YANKEE HOMESPUN.
“When I lived in Maine,” said Uncle Ezra, “I helped to break up a new
piece of ground: we got the wood off in the winter, and early in the
spring we begun ploughing on’t. It was so consarned rocky that we had to
get forty yoke of oxen to one plough—we did faith—and I held that
plough more’n a week; I thought I should die. It e’en a most killed me,
I vow. Why, one day I was hold’n, and the plough hit a stump which
measured just nine feet and a half through it—hard and sound white oak.
The plough split it, and I was going straight through the stump when I
happened to think it might snap together again, so I threw my feet out,
and had no sooner done this, than it snapped together, taking a smart
hold of the seat of my pantaloons. Of course I was tight, but I held on
to the plough-handles, and though the teamsters did all they could, that
team of eighty oxen could not tear my pantaloons, nor cause me to let go
my grip. At last though, after letting the cattle breathe, they gave
another strong pull altogether, and the old stump came out about the
quickest; it had monstrous long roots, too, let me tell you. My wife
made the cloth for them pantaloons, and I havn’t worn any other kind
since.”
The only reply made to this was: “I should have thought it would have
come hard upon your suspenders.”
“Powerful hard.”
XXIII.
THE INDEFATIGABLE BEAR-HUNTER.
In my round of practice, I occasionally meet with men whose
peculiarities stamp them as belonging to a class composed only of
themselves. So different are they in appearance, habits, taste, from the
majority of mankind, that it is impossible to classify them, and you
have therefore to set them down as queer birds “of a feather,” that none
resemble sufficiently to associate with.
I had a patient once who was one of these queer ones; gigantic in
stature, uneducated, fearless of real danger, yet timorous as a child of
superstitious perils, born literally in the woods, never having been in
a city in his life, and his idea of one being that it was a place where
people met together to make whiskey, and form plans for swindling
country folks. To view him at one time, you would think him only a
whiskey-drinking, bear-fat-loving mortal; at other moments, he would
give vent to ideas, proving that beneath his rough exterior there ran a
fiery current of high enthusiastic ambition.
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