A few months passed over and I heard nothing more of him. Newer, but not
brighter, stars were in the ascendant, filling with their deeds the
clanging trump of bear-killing fame, and, but for the quantity of
bear-blankets in the neighbouring cabins, and the painful absence of his
usual present of bear-hams, Mik-hoo-tah bid fair to suffer that fate
most terrible in aspiring ambitionists—forgetfulness during life. It
was near sunset when I arrived at home from a long wearisome
semi-ride-and-swim through the swamp. Receiving a negative to my inquiry
whether there were any new calls, I was felicitating myself upon a quiet
night beside my tidy bachelor hearth, undisturbed by crying children,
babbling women, or amorous cats—the usual accompaniments of married
life—when, like a poor henpecked Benedict crying for peace when there
is no peace, I was doomed to disappointment. Hearing the splash of a
paddle in the bayou running before the door, I turned my head towards
the bank, and soon beheld, first the tail of a coon, next his body, a
human face, and, the top of the bank being gained, a full-proportioned
form clad in the garments which, better than any printed label, wrote
him down raftsman, trapper, bear-hunter. He was a messenger from the
indefatigable bear-hunter, Mik-hoo-tah. Asking him what was the matter,
as soon as he could get the knots untied, which two-thirds drunkenness
had made in his tongue, he informed me, to my sincere regret, that Mik
went out that morning on a bear-hunt, and in a fight with one had got
his leg broke all to flinders, if possible worse than the other, and
that he wanted me to come quickly. Getting into the canoe, which awaited
me, I wrapped myself in my blanket, and yielding to my fatigue, was soon
fast asleep. I did not awaken until the canoe striking against the bank,
as it landed at Mik’s pre-emption, nearly threw me in the bayou, and
entirely succeeded with regard to my half-drunken paddler, who—like the
sailor that circumnavigated the world, and then was drowned in a
puddle-hole in his own garden—had escaped all the perils of the
tortuous bayou to be pitched overboard when there was nothing to do but
step out and tie the dug-out. Assisting him out of the water, we
proceeded to the house, when, to my indignation, I learnt that the
drunken messenger had given me the long trip for nothing, Mik only
wanting me to make him a new wooden leg, the old one having been
completely demolished that morning.
I would have returned that night, but the distance was too great for one
fatigued as I was, so I had to content myself with such accommodations
as Mik’s cabin afforded, which, to one blessed like myself with the
happy faculty of ready adaptation to circumstances, was not a very
difficult task.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
Reviews
Reviews
No reviews yet
Be the first to share your thoughts on this work.
Elsewhere in the archive
Join the Discussion
Join the discussion
Sign in to leave a comment or review.
Sign InorCreate an account