“I’ve eat paper,” said he, at the crack of the gun, without looking, or
seeming to look towards the target. “Buck-killer made a clear rocket.
Where am I, gentlemen?”
“You’re just between Mealy and the diamond,” was the reply.
“I said I’d eat paper, and I’ve done it, havn’t I, gentlemen?”
“And s’pose you have!” said Mealy, “what do that amount to? You’ll no’
win beef, and never did.”
“Be that as it mout be, I’ve beat Meal ’Cotton mighty easy; and the boy
you call Hiram Baugh are able to do it.”
“And what do that ’mount to? Who ain’t able to beat Meal ’Cotton! I
don’t make no pretence of being nothing great no how: but you always
makes out as if you were gwine to keep ’em making crosses for you,
constant; and then do nothin’ but eat paper at last; and that’s a long
way from eating beef ’cording to Meal ’Cotton’s notions, as you call
him!”
Simon Stow was now called for.
“Oh dear!” exclaimed two or three, “now we have it. It’ll take him as
long to shoot as it would take Squire Dobbins to run a track o’land.”
“Good-bye, boys,” said Bob Martin.
“Where you going, Bob?”
“Going to gather in my crop. I’ll be back again though by the time Sime
Stow shoots.”
Simon was used to all this, and therefore it did not disconcert him in
the least. He went off, and brought his own target, and set it up with
his own hand.
He then wiped out his rifle—rubbed the pan with his hat—drew a piece
of tow through the touch-hole with his wiper—filled his charger with
great care—poured the powder into his rifle with equal caution—shoved
with his finger the two or three vagrant grains that lodged round the
mouth of his piece—took out a handful of bullets—looked them all over
carefully—selected one without flaw or wrinkle—drew out his
patching—found the most even part of it—sprung upon the grease-box in
the breech of his rifle, greased side down—placed his ball upon
it—pressed it a little—then took it up and turned the neck a little
more perpendicularly downward—placed his knife-handle on it—just
buried it in the mouth of the rifle—cut off the redundant patching just
above the bullet—looked at it and shook his head in token that he had
cut off too much or too little, no one knew which—sent down the
ball—measured the contents of his gun with his first and second
fingers, on the protruding part of the ramrod—shook his head again to
signify that there was too much or too little powder—primed
carefully—placed an arched piece of tin over the hind sight to shade
it—took his piece—got a friend to hold his hat over the foresight to
shade it—took a very long sight—fired, and didn’t even eat paper.
“My piece was badly _load’nd_,” said Simon, when he heard the place of
his ball.
“Oh, you don’t take time,” said Mealy. “No man can shoot that’s in such
a hurry as you is. I’d hardly got to sleep ’fore I heard the crack o’
the gun.”
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