The reader will not suppose that the district took its name from the
character of the inhabitants. In almost every county in the State, there
is some spot or district which bears a contemptuous appellation, usually
derived from local rivalship, or from a single accidental circumstance.
XVII.
THE HORSE SWAP.
During the session of the Superior Court, in the village of ——, about
three weeks ago, when a number of people were collected in the principal
street of the village, I observed a young man riding up and down the
street, as I supposed, in a violent passion. He galloped this way, then
that, and then the other. Spurred his horse to one group of citizens,
then to another. Then dashed off at half speed, as if fleeing from
danger; and suddenly checking his horse, returned—first in a pace, then
in a trot, and then in a canter. While he was performing these various
evolutions, he cursed, swore, whooped, screamed, and tossed himself in
every attitude which man could assume on horseback. In short, he
_cavorted_ most magnanimously (a term which, in our tongue, expresses
all that I have described, and a little more), and seemed to be setting
all creation at defiance.
As I like to see all that is passing, I determined to take a position a
little nearer to him, and to ascertain, if possible, what it was that
affected him so sensibly. Accordingly, I approached a crowd before which
he had stopped for a moment, and examined it with the strictest
scrutiny. But I could see nothing in it that seemed to have anything to
do with the cavorter. Every man appeared to be in a good humour, and all
minding their own business. Not one so much as noticed the principal
figure. Still he went on. After a semicolon pause, which my appearance
seemed to produce—for he eyed me closely as I approached—he fetched a
whoop, and swore that “he could out-swap any live man, woman or child,
that ever walked these hills, or that ever straddled horse-flesh since
the days of old daddy Adam.”
“Stranger,” said he to me, “did you ever see the _Yallow Blossom_ from
Jasper?”
“No,” said I “but I have often heard of him.”
“I’m the boy,” continued he; “perhaps a _leetle_—jist a _leetle_ of the
best man, at a horse swap, that ever trod shoe-leather.”
I began to feel my situation a little awkward, when I was relieved by a
man somewhat advanced in years, who stepped up and began to survey the
“_Yallow Blossom’s_” horse with much apparent interest. This drew the
rider’s attention, and he turned the conversation from me to the
stranger.
“Well, my old ’coon,” said he, “do you want to swap _hosses_?”
“Why, I don’t know,” replied the stranger; “I believe I’ve got a beast
I’d trade with you for that one, if you like him.”
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