Here Rose was reduced to a _non plus_; for, upon the peril of having a
bureau stuffed down her throat, she dare not repeat the oft-told tale,
and she knew no other. She therefore stood mute.
“Julia,” said Mr. Slang, “bring the child to me, and let me see if I can
discover the cause of his crying.”
Mr. Slang took the child, and commenced a careful examination of it. He
removed its cap, and beginning at the crown of its head, he extended the
search slowly and cautiously downward, accompanying the eye with the
touch of the finger. He had not proceeded far in this way, before he
discovered in the right ear of the child, a small feather, the cause, of
course, of all its wailing. The cause removed, the child soon changed
its tears to smiles, greatly to the delight of all, and to none more
than to Rose.
XXVII.
PELEG W. PONDER;
OR, THE POLITICIAN WITHOUT A SIDE.[16]
It is a curious thing—an unpleasant thing—a very embarrassing sort of
thing—but the truth must be told—if not at all times, at least
sometimes; and truth now compels the declaration, that Peleg W. Ponder,
whose character is here pourtrayed, let him travel in any way, cannot
arrive at a conclusion. He never had one of his own. He scarcely knows a
conclusion, even if he should chance to see one belonging to other
people. And, as for reaching a result, he would never be able to do it,
if he could stretch like a giraffe. Results are beyond his compass. And
his misfortune is, perhaps, hereditary, his mother’s name having been
Mrs. Perplexity Ponder, whose earthly career came to an end while she
was in dubitation as to which of the various physicians of the place
should be called in. If there had been only one doctor in the town,
Perplexity Ponder might have been saved. But there were many—and what
could Perplexity Ponder do in such a case?
Ponder’s father was run over by a waggon, as he stood debating with
himself, in the middle of the road, whether he should escape forward or
retreat backward. There were two methods of extrication, and between
them both old Ponder became a victim. How then could their worthy son,
Peleg, be expected to arrive at a conclusion? He never does.
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