“How comes it that you never wrung in that part of the story about the
knot before?”
“’Cause, I’d done got the licker, and I was satisfied; you thought you’d
gin me some mighty big licks, and you was satisfied; and it would have
been mean in me to crow over you then: you was out of licker, tobacco,
and had your fist all skinned and beat as soft as a bar’s foot! Oh no,
Jim, I’m reasonable, _I is_.”
“Well, _go along_; if I don’t set you to gnawin’ somethin’ harder than
that knot afore long, then my name ain’t nothin’ to me, and I don’t car
for nobody, that’s all.”
“All sot,” says Chunkey, “let’s licker. You wanted to know what ‘_fallin
off a log_’ meant, and I thought I’d show you; but, my honey, I’ll jist
let you know if you’d a hit _me_ any of them licks what you struck
‘right and left’ into that knot, I’d a gin you a touch of panter
fistcuffs—a sort of cross of the scratch on the bite—and a powerful
strong game it is, in a close fight. Come, gents, let’s licker, and then
I can beat any man that wars har, for a mighty nice chunk of a poney, at
any game of short cards:
Oh, the waggoner was a mighty man, a mighty man was he:
He’d pop his whip, and stretch his chains, and holler ‘wo, gee!’”
XI.
A YANKEE CARD-TABLE.[10]
When I was about leaving New Orleans, standing upon the Levee, waiting
for my luggage, I was thus addressed by a long, lean, down-Easter:
“Say yeou, which of these things slips up fust?”
“What?” said I.
“Which of these things slips up fust?”
“Do you mean which steam-boat goes up the river first?”
“Yes, I’ll be darned if I don’t.”
“That one,” said I pointing to the nearest.
“I’m in an awful hurry to git eout of this. It is so thundering hot, and
I smell the yeller fever all reound.”
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