He gin ’em the Sunflower “shuffle,” and the Big Greasy “cut,” and pushed
’em back. Chunkey dealt ’em mighty slow, and kept tryin’ to see my
cards, but I laid my hand on ’em as fast as they fell on the log, to
prevent him from seein’ the marks. He turned up the Ace of Clubs. When I
looked at my hand, thar was the King, Jack, Nine, and Deuce,—I led my
King——
“High!” says I.
“Low!” said Chunkey, poppin’ down the Tray.
“Not edzactly,” said I, hawlin’ in the trick, and leadin’ the Deuce, and
jist as I done so, I seed Chunkey starin’ over my shoulder, lookin’
wilder nor a dyin’ bar. I never seed a man look so awful in my life. I
thought he were gwine to have a fit.
“Ya, ya!” said he, “fallin’ off the log,” cryin’ “_Snake! snake!_”
I never took time to look, but made a big he-spring about twenty feet in
the cane, the har on my head standin’ stiff as bristles and ratlin’ like
a raftsman’s bones, with the Sky lake ager, and the bad feelins runnin’
down to my toes. I reckon you never seed a man so frightened of snakes
as I is, and I’ve been so all my life; I’d rather fight the biggest bar
in the swamp with his own weapons, teeth and claws, takin’ it rough and
tumble, dependin’ on my mind and knowledge of a bar’s character, than
come in contact with a big rusty highland mocassin or rattlesnake, and
that’s the reason I never hunts in the summer time. When I lived up on
Deer Creek, thar was a perfect cord of all sorts, and I used to wear all
summer the thickest kind of cow-hide boots, reachin’ up to my hips, and
I _never_ went into the field, ’ceptin on a mule, with a
double-barrelled gun at that. This, Chunkey knowed; and whenever he seed
one he gin me warnin’. Chunkey ain’t afraid of snakes; he’d jist as soon
eat of a gourd with a snake, as not, if the snake would help himself and
not meddle with his licker.
Well, arter lookin’ about a spell I couldn’t see no snake-sign, and I
then hollered to Chunkey, but darned a word did he say. It then flashed
across my mind that as Chunkey fell on the side of the log whar the
licker lay, he _might_ sorter taste it, as he were dry enough to be able
to swaller a little at a time; so I struck a lick back to the log and
looked over, and thar he lay, jist curled up like a ’coon in the
sunshine, _and the bottle jist glued to his lips_, and the licker
runnin’ down his throat like a storm! darn him, I hadden’t no time to
think afore I bounced at him! I struck across his snout, and he nailed
my thumb in his jaws, and rostled up a handful of dirt and throwed it in
my eyes, and that sot me to gwine, and I throwed the licks into him
right and left, and I made the fur fly, _I tell you_; but Chunkey stood
it like a man! Darned the word did he say; he wouldn’t holler, he was
_perfectly game_!
“No, that’s a fact! I didn’t holler; I didn’t have time; while you were
working away on that gum-knot, I were standin’ up agin a little dog-wood
finishin’ the licker!”
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