“There was one old fellow, that kept within the circumference of the
circle. He seemed to be a sort of captain, or leader of the band; or,
rather, he acted as the coroner for the other twelve of the inquisition,
that were summoned to sit on, and eat up my body. He glided around and
about, and every now and then would stop, and touch his nose against
some one of his comrades, and seem to consult, or to give instructions
as to the time and mode of operation. Occasionally, he would skull
himself up towards me, and examine the condition of my flesh, and then
again glide back, and rejoin the troupe, and flap his tail, and have
another confabulation. The old rascal had, no doubt, been out into the
highways and byways, and collected this company of his friends and
kin-fish, and invited them to supper.
“I must confess, that horribly as I felt, I could not help but think of
a tea-party, of demure old maids, sitting in a solemn circle, with their
skinny hands in their laps, licking their expectant lips, while their
hostess bustles about in the important functions of her preparations.
With what an eye have I seen such appurtenances of humanity survey the
location and adjustment of some especial condiment, which is about to be
submitted to criticism and consumption.
“My sensations began to be, now, most exquisite indeed; but I will not
attempt to describe them. I was neither hot nor cold, frightened nor
composed; but I had a combination of all kinds of feelings and emotions.
The present, past, future, heaven, earth, my father and mother, a little
girl I knew once, and the sharks, were all confusedly mixed up together,
and swelled my crazy brain almost to bursting. I cried, and laughed, and
spouted, and screamed for Tim Titus.
“In a fit of most wise madness, I opened my broad-bladed fishing-knife,
and waved it around my head with an air of defiance. As the tide
continued to rise, my extravagance of madness mounted. At one time, I
became persuaded that my tide-waiters were reasonable beings, who might
be talked into mercy and humanity, if a body could only hit upon the
right text. So, I bowed, and gesticulated, and threw out my hands, and
talked to them, as friends, and brothers, members of my family, cousins,
uncles, aunts, people waiting to have their bills paid; I scolded them
as my servants; I abused them as duns; I implored them as jurymen
sitting on the question of my life; I congratulated, and flattered them
as my comrades upon some glorious enterprise; I sung and ranted to them,
now as an actor in a play-house, and now as an elder at a camp-meeting;
in one moment, roaring,
“‘On this cold flinty rock I will lay down my head,’—
and in the next, giving out to my attentive hearers for singing, a hymn
of Dr. Watts so admirably appropriate to the occasion:
“‘On slippery rocks I see them stand,
While fiery billows roll below.’”
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