“Well, gentlemen, I suppose you’d think it a hard story, but it’s none
the less a fact, that I served every remaining one of those nineteen
sharks in the same fashion. They all came up to me, one by one,
regularly and in order, and I scooped their eyes out, and gave them a
shove, and they went off into deep water, just like so many lambs. By
the time I had scooped out and blinded a couple of dozen of them, they
began to seem so scarce that I thought I would swim for the island, and
fight the rest for fun, on the way; but just then, Tim Titus hove in
sight, and it had got to be almost dark, and I concluded to get aboard
and rest myself.”
XVIII.
A BEAR STORY.
“What a lie!” growled Daniel, as soon as the shark story was ended.
“Have my doubts;” suggested the somnolent Peter Probasco, with all the
solemnity of a man who knows his situation; at the same time shaking his
head and spilling his liquor.
“Ha! ha! ha! Ha! ha! ha!” roared all the rest of the boys together.
“Is he done?” asked Raynor Rock.
“How many shirks was there?” cried long John, putting in his unusual
lingual oar.
“That story puts me in mind,” said Venus Raynor, “about what I’ve heerd
tell on Ebenezer Smith, at the time he went down to the North Pole on a
walen’ voyage.”
“Now look out for a screamer,” laughed out Raynor Rock, refilling his
pipe. “Stand by, Mr. Cypress, to let the sheet go.”
“Is there anything uncommon about that yarn, Venus?”
“Oncommon! well, I expect it’s putty smart and oncommon for a man to go
to sea with a bear, all alone, on a bare cake of ice. Captain Smith’s
woman used to say she couldn’t bear to think on’t.”
“Tell us the whole of that, Venus,” said Ned—“that is, if it is true.
Mine was—the whole of it—although Peter has his doubts.”
“I can’t tell it as well as Zoph can; but I’ve no ’jections to tell it
my way, no how. So, here goes—that’s great brandy, Mr. Cypress.” There
was a gurgling sound of “something-to-take,” running.
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