“Hallo! Salix, my good fellow!” said a man, on a horse, as he rode up;
“you’re the very chap I’m looking for. As I says to my old woman, says
I, Leniter Salix is the wholesoul’dest chap I ever did see. There’s
nothing he won’t do for a friend, and I’ll never forget him, if I was to
live as old as Methuselah.”
Salix smiled—Hannibal softened rocks with vinegar, but the stranger
melted the ice of our hero’s resolution with praise. Salix walked
towards him, holding the child with one hand as he extended the other
for a friendly shake.
“You’re the best-natured fellow in the world, Salix,” ejaculated the
stranger, as he leaped from the saddle, and hung the reins upon Salix’s
extended fingers, instead of shaking hands with him; “you’re the
best-natured fellow in the world. Just hold my horse a minute. I’ll be
back in a jiffey, Salix; in less than half an hour,” said the dismounted
rider, as he shot round the corner.
“If that ain’t cutting it fat, I’ll be darned!” growled Salix, as soon
as he had recovered from his breathless amazement, and had gazed from
dog to babe—from horse to children.
“Mr. Salix,” screamed Miss Tabitha Gadabout from the next house, “I’m
just running over to Timpson’s place. Keep an eye on my street
door—back in a minute.”
She flew across the street, and as she went, the words “best-natured
soul alive” were heard upon the breeze.
“That’s considerable fatter—it’s as fat as show beef,” said Salix. “How
many eyes has a good-natured fellow got, anyhow? Three of mine’s in use
a’ready. The good-natureder you are, the more eyes you have, I s’pose.
That job up town’s jobbed without me, and where I’m to sleep, or to eat
my supper, it’s not the easiest thing in the world to tell. Ain’t paid
my board this six months, I’m so good-natured; and the old woman’s so
good-natured, she said I needn’t come back. These Timpkinses and all of
’em are ready enough at asking me to do things, but when I ask
them—There, that dog’s off, and the ketchers are coming—Carlo! Carlo!”
The baby began squalling, and the horse grew restive, the dog scampered
into the very teeth of danger; and the three little Timpkinses, who
could locomote, went scrabbling, in different directions, into all sorts
of mischief, until finally one of them pitched head foremost into a
cellar.
Salix grew furious.
“Whoa, pony!—hush, you infernal brat!—here, Carlo!—Thunder and
crockery!—there’s a young Timpkins smashed and spoilt!—knocked into a
cocked hat!”
“Mr. Salix!” shouted a boy, from the other side of the way, “when you’re
done that ’ere, mammy says if you won’t go a little narrand for her,
you’re so good-nater’d.”
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