“But, Capting, I were all the time tryin’ to do _something_. Things had
begun to look speckled green, and then _omniferous_; but findin’ I were
not gone yet, by the way I were kickin’ and pawin’, and knowin’ I were
goin’ _somewhere_, and expectin’ to the devil, there ain’t _no_ tellin’
how long or powerful I _did_ work! The fust thing I recollect arter
that, was gittin’ a mouthful of wind! _Fact!_ I’d done, gone clean
through, and were hangin’ on to a tree below the raft! But, Sir, I were
_mighty_ weak, and couldent tell a stump from an old he, and ’spected
smartly for some time that I were in the yother world, and commenced an
excuse for comin’ so onexpectedly! However, presently I got sorter
right, and when I found I were safe, I reckon you never _did_ see a man
feel so _unanimous_ in your life, and I made the water fly for joy.”
“Well, Jim, what had become of Chunkey? He did not leave you?”
“Yes, —— if he diddent? He’d commenced gittin’ dry afore he shot the
deer; and when Chunkey wants a drink, if his daddy was drounin’, Chunkey
would go to the licker gourd afore he’d go to his daddy. I went to the
house, and _thar_ he was settin’ at the table, jist a rattlin’ his teeth
agin the bar’s ribs; he held a tin cup in one hand ’bout half full of
licker; his head were sorter throwd back; he was breathin’ sorter hard,
his eye set on the Governor, humpin’ himself on politics.
“‘Down with the specie kurrency,’ says Chunkey; ’it ain’t no account,
and I’m agin it. When we had good times, I drank five-dollar-a-gallon
brandy, and had pockets full of money.’
“‘But,’ says the Governor, ‘you bought the brandy on a credit, and never
paid for it!’
“‘What’s the difference?’ asks Chunkey. ‘Them what I bought it from
never paid for it; they bought it on a credit from them fureigners, and
never paid for it, and them fureigners, you say, are a pack of
scoundrels, and I go in for ruinin’ ’em, so far as good licker is
concarned.’
“‘You are drunk,’ says the Governor, and then——but, Capting, you look
sleepy; let’s licker, and go to bed.”
“No, I am not sleepy, Jim.”
“Well, then, I’ll tell you how I sarved Chunkey for leavin’ me under the
raft. Moses! diddent I pay him back! Did I ever tell you ’bout takin’
Chunkey out on Sky Lake, makin’ him drunk, takin’ his gun and knife away
from him, and a puttin’ him to sleep in a panter’s nest?”
“No, you never did; but was you not apprehensive they would kill him?”
“Kill him! No! If they’d commenced bitin’ Chunkey, they’d have been
looed, as that’s a game Chunkey _invented_! But here he comes; and if
you mention it afore him, it puts the dander in him. Let’s licker.”
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[13] A barrel of whiskey is called a “stranger,” from the fact that It
is brought from a distance, there being none made in the country.
XXII.
DILLY JONES; OR, THE PROGRESS OF
IMPROVEMENT.[14]
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