It was in this mood that he was once seen travelling homeward, with his
horse and saw fixed scientifically upon his shoulders. He meandered in
his path in the way peculiar to men of his vocation, and travelled with
that curvilinear elegance which at once indicates that he who practises
it is of the wood-sawing profession, and illustrates the lopsided
consequences of giving one leg more to do than the other. But Dilly was
too melancholy on this occasion to feel proud of his professional air,
and perhaps, had he thought of it, would have reproved the leg which
performed the “sweep of sixty,” for indulging in such graces, and
thereby embarrassing its more humble brother, which, knowing that a
right line is the shortest distance between two places, laboured to go
straight to its destination. Dilly, however, had no such stuff in his
thoughts. His mind was reasoning from the past to the future, and was
mournfully meditating upon the difficulties of keeping up with the
changes of the times, which roll onward like a Juggernaut, and crush all
who are not swift enough to maintain themselves in the lead. He wondered
why fashions and customs should so continually change, and repined that
he could not put a spoke in their wheel, that the trade of one’s early
days might likewise be the trade of one’s latter years. So complete was
his abstraction that he unconsciously uttered his thoughts aloud:
“Sawing wood’s going all to smash,” said he, “and that’s where
everything goes what I speculates in. This here coal is doing us up.
Ever since these black stones was brought to town, the woodsawyers and
pilers, and them soap-fat and hickory-ashes men, has been going down;
and, for my part, I can’t say as how I see what’s to be the end of all
their new-fangled contraptions. But it’s always so; I’m always crawling
out of the little end of the horn. I began life in a comfortable sort of
a way; selling oysters out of a wheelbarrow, all clear grit, and didn’t
owe nobody nothing. Oysters went down slick enough for a while, but at
last cellars was invented, and darn the oyster, no matter how nice it
was pickled, could poor Dill sell; so I had to eat up capital and
profits myself. Then the ‘pepree pot smoking’ was sot up, and went ahead
pretty considerable for a time; but a parcel of fellers come into it,
said my cats wasn’t as good as their’n, when I know’d they was as fresh
as any cats in the market; and pepree pot was no go. Bean soup was just
as bad; people said kittens wasn’t good done that way, and the more I
hollered, the more the customers wouldn’t come, and them what did,
wanted tick. Along with the boys and their pewter fips, them what got
trust and didn’t pay, and the abusing of my goods, I was soon fotch’d up
in the victualling line—and I busted for the benefit of my creditors.
But genius riz. I made a raise of a horse and saw, after being a
wood-piler’s ’prentice for a while, and working till I was free, and now
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