Tramping on Life: An Autobiographical NarrativeKemp, Harry
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Tramping on Life: An Autobiographical Narrative
Kemp, Harry
Kemp, Harry, 1883-1960
He whipped a flask out of his hip pocket. "Take a nip of this and it
will set you right in a jiffy."
"No, I'll never drink another drop."
"Don't be a fool. Just a swallow and you'll be on your feet again."
I took a big swallow and it braced me up instantly.
"Now, come on with me, Johnnie, I'm taking you in tow for to-day! A
fellow who's not used to getting drunk always mopes around after a good
time like we had.... I'm seeing you through _the day after_ ... you're
going to lunch with me at the frat-house and this afternoon there's a
sacred concert on in Aeolian Hall that I have two tickets for."
"I'll never drink another drop as long as I live."
"That's what they all say."
* * * * *
At the Sig Kappas I met Black Jim, the first one, at the door. He shook
hands shyly, laughingly.
"You sure fetched that rube a wallop ... he let one croak out of him and
flopped flat ... it would have made a good comic picture."
"Lunch is ready, boys!"
I was made into a sort of hero--"a real, honest-to-God guy."
"You'll have to come to some of our frat jamborees ... Jack'll bring you
up."
"We and the Sigma Deltas are Southern fraternities ... we have a hell of
a sight more fun than the others ... there's the Sigma Pis--though they
have some live birds, they're mostly dead ... and the Phi Nus put on too
much side ... the Beta Omicrons are right there with the goods, though."
"I see."
A little freshman made an off-colour remark.
"You'd better go and see Jennie!" advised a genial young senior, who,
for all his youth, was entirely bald.
"Jennie, who's Jennie?" I asked, curious.
"Our frat woman!" answered Travers casually.
"Frat woman?" I was groping for further information, puzzled.
"Yes, often a fraternity keeps a woman for the use of its members ...
when a kid comes to us so innocent he's annoying, we turn him over to
Jennie to be made a man of."
"This innocence-stuff is over-rated. It's better to send a kid to a
nice, clean girl that we club in together and keep, and let him learn
what life is, once and for all, than to have him going off somewhere and
getting something, or, even worse, horning around and jeopardizing
decent girls, as he's bound to otherwise."
* * * * *
There were signs of failure at the Farmers' Restaurant. The curious
farmer-family that ran it were giving it up and moving back into the
country again. I was soon to have no place to board, where I could
obtain credit.
But it was summer by now, and I didn't care. I meditated working in the
wheat harvest.
* * * * *
The editors of the _National Magazine_ had given a new impulsion to my
song--and a damned bad one. Already they had accepted and printed
several of my effusions.
I was to sing for them the life of present-day America, the dignity of
labour, the worth of the daily, obscure endeavour of the world around
me.....
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