Tramping with Tramps: Studies and Sketches of Vagabond LifeFlynt, Josiah
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Tramping with Tramps: Studies and Sketches of Vagabond Life
Flynt, Josiah
Tramps
We found Blanket Row all right, and, luckily enough, at No. 21, a
kip-house (lodging-house), or doss-house, as some call it, nicknamed
"The Dog's Home." It looked rather uninviting, and we gazed at it
carefully before entering. After a little consultation we made up our
minds to go in, so we walked through a long and dirty passage, pushed
open a creaky, rickety door, and found ourselves in a smoky, dirty hole
containing about fifty moochers. I was greeted with: "Hello, Yank!
Where'd you come from?"
The voice came from the fire, and I walked over from the door, and found
as miserable a specimen of vagrancy as one often sees. I sat down, and
told him a long "ghost-story" (yarn), and he returned the favor in the
same coin. When he was convinced that I was one of the fraternity, he
pointed out various things of interest.
"Them fires," said he, "is where you cook your scoff [food]. You can
make tea, too, any time you like, provided, of course, you've got the
tea. You'll find all the pots, cans, pans, and boilers in that corner;
they b'long to the missus, but we use them. Them cupboards over there is
where you put your grub, ef you're stayin' here any time; they cost a
tanner [six-pence] apiece, but they ain't worth hawkin'. My stomach's
the only cupboard I need. That piece o' paper on the wall's the only
sort of picter they've got in the place."
I looked over at the wall, and saw upon it a notice to the effect that
smallpox was in the district, and that persons would be vaccinated free
of charge at a place specified.
All this while Ryborg was doing his best to play tramp, and the stories
he told, the tough way in which he tried to tell them, the half-and-half
effects they achieved, and his general out-of-place condition, were
almost as interesting to me as the real moochers. I overheard him
telling one of the men that he was "a sailor by inclination, but a tough
by temperament."
One of the tramps had taken a fancy to him, and was determined to be
hospitable, so he boiled a large can of tea, and made poor Ryborg drink,
drink, drink, till he had actually taken two quarts of the beverage at
one sitting. He told me afterward that he had made up his mind, if any
more were offered him, to pour it into his pocket, and trust to luck not
to get caught.
The Dog's Home in the second story consisted principally of beds. The
price of each is threepence a night, and this is the common price all
over Great Britain, except in the so-called "Models," where a penny more
is charged simply for the very deceitful name. I am sorry to say that
the house was not much cleaner in the second story than in the first, if
the tramps told us the truth. They all agreed in saying that the place
was "crummy" (infested with vermin); consequently we decided to sleep
elsewhere; for we wanted a good night's rest, and there was nothing
especially to be gained by staying there.
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