Tramping with Tramps: Studies and Sketches of Vagabond LifeFlynt, Josiah
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Tramping with Tramps: Studies and Sketches of Vagabond Life
Flynt, Josiah
Tramps
"Young feller, you're goin' to a pretty poor country. Why, when I left
Buffalo two weeks ago, the bulls [police] were more than pinchin' the
tramps right in the streets, and givin' them ninety days. The only
decent thing about a journey up that way is the New York Central
Railroad. You can ride that to death. That's the only godsend the
country has. Jes let me tell you, though, what towns it cuts through,
and then you'll squeal. Now, there's Schenectady. You can chew all right
there, but divil a cent can you beg. Then comes Fonda, and you must
know what a poor town that is. Then you've got Utica, where you can feed
all right, for any fool can do that, but you can't hit a bloke for a
dime in the streets without a bull seein' you and chuckin' you up for
fifty-nine days in Utica jail. And you must know well enough what that
jail is this time o' year--it's jes filled with a blasted lot o'
gay-cats [men who will work] who've been on a booze. After Utica there's
Rochester, a place that onc't was good, but isn't worth pawnin' now
since that gay-cat shot a woman there some time ago. After Rochester,
what you got? Buffalo--the most God-forsaken town a bum ever heard of."
Here I interrupted my lecturer to say that I had heard of Buffalo as a
good "chewing town." He turned upon me fiercely. "What d' you want? D'
you only want to chew? Don't you want boodle, booze, togs, and a good
livin'? Of course you do, jes like ev'ry genooine hobo. It's only a
blasted gay-cat that'll fool around this country now. Cig, you'd better
come South with us. Why, las' year the blokes more than sloughed in
money around the Ponce de Leon Hotel in St. Aug'stine. We kin git there
in a week if we ride passenger-trains. You'll hustle for an overcoat if
you stay here much longer, an' I'll bet my Thanksgivin' dinner that
every bloke you meet up the road is bound South. You'd better foller
their coat-tails." I thanked Yorkey, but satisfied him that I was
determined to get to Buffalo. "Well, so long, Cigarette," he said, when
I left the camp for Troy.
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