Tramping with Tramps: Studies and Sketches of Vagabond LifeFlynt, Josiah
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Tramping with Tramps: Studies and Sketches of Vagabond Life
Flynt, Josiah
Tramps
"If en'thing happens to 'im, Cig, w'y, it's got to happen, I s'pose; but
he's so dead stuck on seein' his ma that I guess he'll be purty foxy.
I'd take 'im myself, but I'm 'fraid I can't pull through. It's a tough
trip 'tween here 'n' Omaha, 'n' I guess he'll be safer with you. I hate
to let 'im go at all, but the devil of it is I ain't got the nerve to
hang on to 'im. You see, I'm goin' to croak 'fore long--oh, you don't
need to snicker; 't's a fact. A few more months 'n' there'll be one less
hobo lookin' fer set-downs. Yes, Cig, that's straight. But that ain't
the only reason I'm sendin' the kid home. I oughter sent 'im home 'bout
a year ago, 'n' I said I would, too, 'f I found 'im. I lied, didn't I?
Ye-es, sir; 'bout twelve months ago I told his mother I'd fetch 'im back
'f I collared 'im. How's that fer a ghost-story, eh? Wouldn't the blokes
laugh, though, if they'd hear it? Denver Red takin' a kid home! Sounds
funny, don't it? But that's jus' what I said I'd do, 'n' I wasn't drunk,
nuther. Fill up yer schooner, Cig, 'n' I'll tell you 'bout it."
He braced himself against the wall, hugged his knees, and told me what
follows.
"You know where the Horn is right 'nough, don't you? Well, 'bout a year
'n' a half ago I got ditched there one night in a little town not far
from the main line. 'T was rainin' like the devil, 'n' I couldn't find
an empty anywheres. Then I tried the barns, but ev'ry one of 'em was
locked tighter 'n a penitentiary. That made me horstile, 'n' I went into
the main street 'n' tackled a bloke fer a quarter. He wouldn't give me
none, but 'e told me 'f I wanted a lodgin' that a woman called College
Jane 'u'd take me in. Says he: 'Go up this street till you strike the
academy; then cross the field, 'n' purty soon you'll find a little row
o' brown houses, 'n' in No. 3 is where Jane lives. You can't miss the
house, 'cause there's a queer sign hangin' over the front door, with a
ball o' yarn 'n' a big needle painted on it. She does mendin'. I guess
she'll take you in. She always does, anyhow.' Course I didn't know
whether he was lyin' or not,--you can never trust them hoosiers,--but I
went up jus' the same, 'n' purty soon, sure 'nough, I struck the house.
I knocked, 'n' in a minnit I heerd some one sayin', 'Is that you,
Jamie?' Course that wasn't my name, but I thought like lightnin', 'n'
made up my mind that 't was my name in the rain, anyhow. So I says, in a
kid's voice, 'Yes, it's Jamie.' The door opened, 'n' there was one o'
the peartest little women y' ever see.
"'Oh, I thought you wasn't Jamie,' she says. 'Come in--come in. You must
be wet.'
[Illustration: BEATING A PASSENGER-TRAIN.]
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