Tramping with Tramps: Studies and Sketches of Vagabond LifeFlynt, Josiah
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Tramping with Tramps: Studies and Sketches of Vagabond Life
Flynt, Josiah
Tramps
The last we saw of Red, as we stood at the door while the engine puffed
slowly out of the yards, he was standing on a pile of ties waving his
hat. Six months afterward I was told in the Bowery that he was dead.
The journey to the Horn was full of incident. For six long days and
nights we railroaded and railroaded, sometimes on the trucks and the
blind baggage, and again lying flat on top, dodging the cinders as they
whizzed about our heads, and the brakeman as he came skipping over the
cars to tax us for the ride. It was hard work, and dangerous, too, at
times, but the kid never whimpered. Once he wanted to, I thought, when a
conductor kicked him off the caboose; but he faked a professional little
laugh in place of it. And he also looked rather frightened one night
when he nearly lost his grip climbing up the ladder of a cattle-car, but
he was afterward so ashamed that it was almost pitiful. He was the
"nerviest" child I ever traveled with. Even on the trucks, where old
natives sometimes feel squeamish, he disguised his fear. But he was at
his best at meal-time. Regularly he would plant himself before me in
waiter fashion, and say:
"Well, Cig'rette, what's it to be? Beefsteak 'n' 'taters 'n' a little
pie--'ll that do?"
Or if he thought I was not having enough variety he would suggest a more
delicate dish.
"How'll a piece o' chicken taste, eh?" And the least eagerness on my
part sent him off to find it.
It was not, however, an entirely one-sided affair, for I was in his
service also. I had to protect him from all the hoboes we met, and
sometimes it was not so easy as one might think. He was so handsome and
clever that it was a temptation to any tramp to snare him if he could,
and several wanted to buy him outright.
"I'll give you five balls fer 'im," one old fellow told me, and others
offered smaller sums. A Southern roadster tried to get him free of cost,
and the tales he told him, and the way he told them, would have done
honor to a professional story-teller. Luckily for me, the kid was
considerably smarter than the average boy on the road, and he had also
had much experience.
"They's got to tell better short stories than them 'fore they get me!"
he exclaimed proudly, after several men had tried their influence on
him. "I'm jus' as cute as they is, ain't I? I know what they wants--they
think I'm a purty good moocher, 'n' they'll make sinkers out o' me.
Ain't that it?"
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