Tramping with Tramps: Studies and Sketches of Vagabond LifeFlynt, Josiah
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Tramping with Tramps: Studies and Sketches of Vagabond Life
Flynt, Josiah
Tramps
Everybody knew that Bud was a man of his word, but fancied, none the
less, that his wrath was more the result of his bruises than of any
deep-seated hatred of his old comrade. Slim had in the meantime looked
up the Galway again and confessed his behavior. He was so sincerely
penitent that the good man bought him a ticket out of his own pocket,
and sent him home. He stayed there for just three months. Some days he
did very well, hardly swore, and then, without the slightest notice, he
would break through all restraints and go on a terrible tear. He had
been too long on the road; he could not conquer the wild habits that he
had formed; they had become an everlasting part of him; and, one day,
when his people thought he was doing better than ever, he stole away and
wandered back to his old haunts. They never saw him again.
This, I believe, is a straightforward account of the quarrel, and both
Bud's friends and Slim's tell the same story. It is what happened after
this that divides them into parties. I did not see the fight myself, but
I have heard it described so often that I believe I can do it justice.
It took place one cold autumn night, nearly two years after the quarrel,
in a barn not far from Newark, New Jersey. Some twenty hoboes had
gathered there for the night, and Bud was among them. His friends say
that he was in a most peaceable mood and with no thought of Slim in his
mind, but they do admit that he had been looking for him ever since the
separation. It was almost time to blow out the candle, and several of
the men had already selected their nooks in the hay. Suddenly the door
squeaked on its rusty hinges, and three newcomers walked in. The tallest
one was Slim. He recognized Bud immediately, walked up to him as to an
old pal, and said, "Well, Bud, old socks, how are you? S'pose you didn't
expect to see me again? I couldn't make it go, Bud; liquor wouldn't
leave me alone. But shake, anyhow," and he held out his hand.
It was certainly a friendly greeting, but Bud returned it with a blow in
the face which knocked Slim off his feet. He was so stunned that all he
could do was to lie there and exclaim against the surprise Bud had been
keeping for him. "W'y, Bud, have you gone bughouse? Don't cher know that
I'm Slim? What cher knockin' me about that way for?"
"Get up out o' that, you long-legged devil, you!" cried Bud, in a sudden
rage. "Mean to tell me that you's forgotten how you did me 'n' Curly
with yer rotten fifty cents? Well, you'll 'member it 'fore you get out
o' here. Stand up till I put cher face in fer you!"
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