Translations from the German (Vol 3 of 3): Tales by Musæus, Tieck, RichterCarlyle, Thomas
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Translations from the German (Vol 3 of 3): Tales by Musæus, Tieck, Richter
Carlyle, Thomas
German fiction -- Translations into English
[Note 21: Schiller and Klopstock are Poetic Mirrors held up to the
Sun-god: the Mirrors reflect the Sun with such dazzling brightness, that
you cannot find the Picture of the World imaged forth in them.]
It is bad enough, at any rate, that we have nothing to guard us from the
Moon; which at present is bombarding us with stones like a very Turk:
for this paltry little Earth's trainbearer and errand-maid thinks, in
these rebellious times, that she too must begin, forsooth, to sling
somewhat against her Mother! In good truth, as matters stand, any young
Catechist of feeling may go out o' nights, with whole limbs, into the
moonshine, a-meditating; and ere long (in the midst of his meditation
the villanous Satellite hits him) come home a pounded jelly. By heaven!
new proofs of courage are required of us on every hand! No sooner have
we, with great effort, got thunder-rods manufactured, and comet-tails
explained away, than the enemy opens new batteries in the Moon, or
somewhere else in the Blue!
Suffice one other story to manifest how ludicrous the most serious
foresight, with all imaginable inward courage, often externally appears
in the eyes of the many. Equestrians are well acquainted with the
dangers of a horse that runs away. My evil star would have it, that I
should once in Vienna get upon a hack-horse; a pretty enough
honey-coloured nag, but old and hard-mouthed as Satan; so that the
beast, in the next street, went off with me; and this in truth--only at
a _walk_. No pulling, no tugging, took effect; I, at last, on the back
of this Self-riding-horse, made signals of distress, and cried: "Stop
him, good people, for God's sake stop him, my horse is off!" But these
simple persons seeing the beast move along as slowly as a Reichshofrath
law-suit, or the Daily Postwagen, could not in the least understand the
matter, till I cried as if possessed: "Stop him then, ye blockheads and
joltheads; don't you see that I cannot hold the nag?" But now, to these
noodles, the sight of a hard-mouthed horse going off with its rider step
by step, seemed ridiculous rather than otherwise; half Vienna gathered
itself like a comet-tail behind my beast and me. Prince Kaunitz, the
best horseman of the century (the last), pulled up to follow me. I
myself sat and swam like a perpendicular piece of drift-ice on my
honey-coloured nag, which stalked on, on, step by step: a many-cornered,
red-coated letter-carrier, was delivering his letters, to the right and
left, in the various stories, and he still crossed over before me again,
with satirical features, because the nag went along too slowly. The
Schwanzschleuderer, or Train-dasher (the person, as you know, who drives
along the streets with a huge barrel of water, and besplashes them with
a leathern pipe of three ells long from an iron trough), came across the
haunches of my horse, and, in the course of his duty, wetted both these
and myself in a very cooling manner, though, for my part, I had too much
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