American fiction -- 19th century; Short stories; Western stories
“If this is the flouting and jeering of the Ungodly and Dissolute,” he
screamed, “woe to you! I say--woe to you! What have such as YOU to do
with my previous state of unregeneracy?”
“Nothing,” said the colonel blandly, “unless that state were also the
STATE OF ARKANSAS! Then, sir, as a former member of the Arkansas BAR--I
might be able to assist your memory--and--er--even corroborate your
confession.”
But here the enthusiastic adherents of the preacher, vaguely conscious
of some danger to their idol, gathered threateningly round the platform
from which he had promptly leaped into their midst, leaving the colonel
alone, to face the sea of angry upturned faces. But that gallant warrior
never altered his characteristic pose. Behind him loomed the reputation
of the dozen duels he had fought, the gold-headed stick on which he
leaned was believed to contain eighteen inches of shining steel--and the
people of Laurel Spring had discretion.
He smiled suavely, stepped jauntily down, and made his way to the
entrance without molestation.
But here he was met by Blair and Slocum, and a dozen eager questions:--
“What was it?” “What had he done?” “WHO was he?”
“A blank shyster, who had swindled the widows and orphans in Arkansas
and escaped from jail.”
“And his name isn't Brown?”
“No,” said the colonel curtly.
“What is it?”
“That is a matter which concerns only myself and him, sir,” said the
colonel loftily; “but for which I am--er--personally responsible.”
A wild idea took possession of Blair.
“And you say he was a noted desperado?” he said with nervous hesitation.
The colonel glared.
“Desperado, sir! Never! Blank it all!--a mean, psalm-singing, crawling,
sneak thief!”
And Blair felt relieved without knowing exactly why.
The next day it was known that the preacher, Gabriel Brown, had left
Laurel Spring on an urgent “Gospel call” elsewhere.
Colonel Starbottle returned that night with his friends to the county
town. Strange to say, a majority of the audience had not grasped the
full significance of the colonel's unseemly interruption, and those who
had, as partisans, kept it quiet. Blair, tortured by doubt, had a new
delicacy added to his hesitation, which left him helpless until the
widow should take the initiative in explanation.
A sudden summons from his patient at the loggers' camp the next
day brought him again to the fateful redwoods. But he was vexed and
mystified to find, on arriving at the camp, that he had been made the
victim of some stupid blunder, and that no message had been sent from
there. He was returning abstractedly through the woods when he was
amazed at seeing at a little distance before him the flutter of Mrs.
MacGlowrie's well-known dark green riding habit and the figure of
the lady herself. Her dog was not with her, neither was the revival
preacher--or he might have thought the whole vision a trick of his
memory. But she slackened her pace, and he was obliged to rein up
abreast of her in some confusion.
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