American fiction -- 19th century; Short stories; Western stories
Luckily, on this particular morning he reached his office and entered
his private room without any serious rencontre. Here he opened his desk,
and arranging his papers, he at once set to work with grim persistency.
He had not been occupied for many minutes before the door opened to Mr.
Pyecroft--one of a firm of attorneys who undertook the colonel's office
work.
“I see you are early to work, Colonel,” said Mr. Pyecroft cheerfully.
“You see, sir,” said the colonel, correcting him with a slow
deliberation that boded no good--“you see a Southern gentleman--blank
it!--who has stood at the head of his profession for thirty-five years,
obliged to work like a blank nigger, sir, in the dirty squabbles of
psalm-singing Yankee traders, instead of--er--attending to the affairs
of--er--legislation!”
“But you manage to get pretty good fees out of it--Colonel?” continued
Pyecroft, with a laugh.
“Fees, sir! Filthy shekels! and barely enough to satisfy a debt of
honor with one hand, and wipe out a tavern score for the entertainment
of--er--a few lady friends with the other!”
This allusion to his losses at poker, as well as an oyster supper
given to the two principal actresses of the “North Star Troupe,” then
performing in the town, convinced Mr. Pyecroft that the colonel was in
one of his “moods,” and he changed the subject.
“That reminds me of a little joke that happened in Sacramento last week.
You remember Dick Stannard, who died a year ago--one of your friends?”
“I have yet to learn,” interrupted the colonel, with the same deadly
deliberation, “what right HE--or ANYBODY--had to intimate that he
held such a relationship with me. Am I to understand, sir, that
he--er--publicly boasted of it?”
“Don't know!” resumed Pyecroft hastily; “but it don't matter, for if he
wasn't a friend it only makes the joke bigger. Well, his widow didn't
survive him long, but died in the States t'other day, leavin' the
property in Sacramento--worth about three thousand dollars--to
her little girl, who is at school at Santa Clara. The question of
guardianship came up, and it appears that the widow--who only knew you
through her husband--had, some time before her death, mentioned YOUR
name in that connection! He! he!”
“What!” said Colonel Starbottle, starting up.
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