American fiction -- 19th century; Short stories; Western stories
Happily unconscious of the sensation he had caused, Colonel Starbottle
seated himself on the sofa, his white hands resting easily on the
gold-headed cane. Once or twice the door behind him opened and closed
quietly, scarcely disturbing him; or again opened more ostentatiously
to the words, “Oh, excuse, please,” and the brief glimpse of a flaxen
braid, or a black curly head--to all of which the colonel nodded
politely--even rising later to the apparition of a taller, demure young
lady--and her more affected “Really, I beg your pardon!” The only result
of this evident curiosity was slightly to change the colonel's attitude,
so as to enable him to put his other hand in his breast in his favorite
pose. But presently he was conscious of a more active movement in the
hall, of the sounds of scuffling, of a high youthful voice saying “I
won't” and “I shan't!” of the door opening to a momentary apparition of
Miss Tish dragging a small hand and half of a small black-ribboned arm
into the room, and her rapid disappearance again, apparently pulled back
by the little hand and arm; of another and longer pause, of a whispered
conference outside, and then the reappearance of Miss Tish majestically,
reinforced and supported by the grim presence of her partner, Miss
Prinkwell.
“This--er--unexpected visit,” began Miss Tish--“not previously arranged
by letter”--
“Which is an invariable rule of our establishment,” supplemented Miss
Prinkwell--
“And the fact that you are personally unknown to us,” continued Miss
Tish--
“An ignorance shared by the child, who exhibits a distaste for an
interview,” interpolated Miss Prinkwell, in a kind of antiphonal
response--
“For which we have had no time to prepare her,” continued Miss Tish--
“Compels us most reluctantly”--But here she stopped short. Colonel
Starbottle, who had risen with a deep bow at their entrance and remained
standing, here walked quietly towards them. His usually high color
had faded except from his eyes, but his exalted manner was still more
pronounced, with a dreadful deliberation superadded.
“I believe--er--I had--the honah--to send up my kyard!” (In his supreme
moments the colonel's Southern accent was always in evidence.) “I
may--er--be mistaken--but--er--that is my impression.” The colonel
paused, and placed his right hand statuesquely on his heart.
The two women trembled--Miss Tish fancied the very shirt frill of the
colonel was majestically erecting itself--as they stammered in one
voice,--
“Ye-e-es!”
“That kyard contained my full name--with a request to see my ward--Miss
Stannard,” continued the colonel slowly. “I believe that is the fact.”
“Certainly! certainly!” gasped the women feebly.
“Then may I--er--point out to you that I AM--er--WAITING?”
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