Trimblerigg : $b A book of revelationHousman, Laurence
Religion
Trimblerigg : $b A book of revelation
Housman, Laurence
Clergy -- Fiction; Romans à clef; Satire
Mr. Trimblerigg, according to custom, stood to ask a blessing. ‘For
these, and all Thy other mercies,’ he said, and stopped short: ‘a
mercy’ was what he could not feel it to be. Conversation was slow to
begin. All the children reached out with healthy appetites for the
bread and butter. Amy, conscientious child, still all eyes, seeking an
unforbidden topic of conversation, surmounted the impediment by saying,
‘Ma, why didn’t we have pancakes to-day?’
‘Hush, my dear!’ said Caroline, who had a feeling that the remark was
too apposite; and indeed the barbed point had already gone home. So
that--thought Mr. Trimblerigg--was how it appeared to a child’s eyes!
He helped them all quickly from the dish before him; after that
they looked at him less continuously, but not less admiringly. This
eased the situation till Martin, the elder of the two boys, inquired
concerning the food upon his plate. ‘Mummy, why don’t poached eggs
have their yellow outside? Why don’t they, Mummy?’
Caroline told him not to talk, but to go on eating.
Amy remedied matters in her own way, saying wisely, ‘They do come
outside when they’re hatched; they turn into chickens then, don’t they,
Mummy?’
Martin said, ‘No, they don’t!’ and looked corroboratively at his
father. Benjie said: ‘Yes, they do: eggs do.’
Caroline said: ‘I told you not to talk.’
But children must talk, especially if there are three of them; and
Martin being now silent, Benjie took up the running.
Laying his head on one side, and stroking it with his spoon, ‘Mummy,’
he said, ‘if I was to catch fire, wouldn’t I get burned up? Wouldn’t I,
Mummy?’
Then Mr. Trimblerigg could stand it no longer; he took up his plate,
and left the room. As soon as he had closed the door he heard Benjie
give a howl, and knew that Caroline, applying useless remedies, had
slapped him.
Presently, having sent the children to bed, she came in to comfort him.
‘They’ll get used to it presently,’ she assured him, ‘if it doesn’t go
off. But I wish you’d see somebody.’ This time she avoided the word
‘doctor,’ because it irritated him.
‘I suppose they talked of me as soon as I’d gone?’ he said, ignoring
the suggestion.
‘A little, naturally,’ she replied.
‘What did they say?’
‘D’you think I’d better tell you,’ queried Caroline, wishful to spare
him.
‘Yes, I may as well hear the worst.’
‘Well,’ Martin said, ‘Is Father a holy man, Mother?’ Caroline had
made her selection apparently: she uttered it without conviction;
and to hear it so repeated gave Mr. Trimblerigg no joy. Truth from
the mouths of babes and sucklings--even revealed truth sceptically
reported--failed to comfort him.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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