Trimblerigg : $b A book of revelationHousman, Laurence
Religion
Trimblerigg : $b A book of revelation
Housman, Laurence
Clergy -- Fiction; Romans à clef; Satire
So it was when, in all the freshness of his new idea, Mr. Trimblerigg
set out to play the god--the god of peace, mercy, and reconciliation
to the expropriated natives of Puto-Congo; not because he regarded
it as specially true to his character, or as the better hole to fall
into--for to fall he did not intend; but because the coming of Davidina
had made him realize that a sporting alternative to reprisals did
actually exist; and being a sportsman by instinct, where matters of
principle were concerned, he saw it adventurously as the obvious game
to play.
Having made up his mind to it, he played it with a swift hand, and
three days later set off unattended for the upper wilds of Ray River
Territory (into which the elusive natives had gradually retired) with
nothing to protect him but the safe conduct of one of their chiefs whom
he had made captive, and whom he now released handsomely on parole to
be his fore-runner and messenger.
And who, seeing him thus set forth, his feet shod with the preparation
of the gospel of peace, his loins girt with truth, and having on the
shield of faith, and the sword of the spirit, who, seeing him so
arrayed, could ever have supposed that at the same time he had planned,
swiftly and covertly, a forced march of armed missionaries by night
to secure at dawn the ratification of an imposed treaty; and that the
signal of their presence was to be--not indeed the dropping of bombs
and the rattle of machine-guns (though the bombs and machine-guns
were to be all there, primed and ready to let go), but a strain of
holy voices setting forth the alternative thus presented, threat and
persuasion combined, to the tune of the Puto-Congo love-chant, which
from time immemorial the young warriors had sung in spring outside the
wigwams of their beloved ones.
It was possible to suppose one or other of two such courses of action:
but to imagine them inextricably combined as the single homogeneous
plan of a sane mind was altogether beyond reckoning; only Mr.
Trimblerigg could have thought of it, only Mr. Trimblerigg could have
asked a blessing for it--as he confidently did, in his prayers, and
have gone forth to the experiment assured that he had not only the
bombs and the machine-guns with him, but the favour of Heaven as well.
And though a word from Davidina had prompted it, he was quite right in
saying that the idea was entirely his own.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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