Trimblerigg : $b A book of revelationHousman, Laurence
Religion
Trimblerigg : $b A book of revelation
Housman, Laurence
Clergy -- Fiction; Romans à clef; Satire
It was a great idea; Pragmatism, a thing he had only half-believed
in before, would thus be given a test worthy of its powers--would,
he believed, win through and make the world what it ought to
be--theologically up-to-date. The saints under the Throne crying ‘How
long?’ would suddenly change their tune, take up the initiative, and
with spiritual Coué-ings themselves fix the date.
It was a bold democratic conception, and since he had always been
a whole-hearted democrat there was no inconsistency--though he now
thought of it for the first time--in applying it to things doctrinal.
Man had his spiritual destiny--including dates--in his own hands; all
he needed was unanimity or, failing that, a commanding majority. He
had never had it, had never applied it till now. Had he done so the
millennium would already have bloomed into being.
And the means to this spiritual unanimity, or commanding majority, by
which the race was to be won? In the moment of inspiration that also
had been flashed into his brain, and Civilization stood explained. The
conquests of science were to become the weapons of faith, and publicity
the final expression of religious art. What countless missionaries
could not have done in a previous age a single voice would do now.
All that was required was a world-wide audience of converts to Second
Adventism, a voice going out into all lands, a trumpet signal, and a
shout, and at that shout the walls of Jericho would fall flat:
Faith would vanish into sight,
Hope be emptied in delight,
and every man would go up straight before him and possess the city of
his inheritance.
Nor had Mr. Trimblerigg any doubt--in that first flush of
inspiration--whose the voice was to be. As for the trumpet whose
blast was to rend the veil of a new world, science had providentially
supplied the instrument. It would be a big business to get possession
of it; but once done, it would be Big Business indeed. At the stroke
of a wizard’s wand--or call it Aaron’s rod--trade and commerce were to
become spiritualized, and the fiery chariot of Elijah would be found
among men once more, conveying the voice of prophecy to the far ends
of earth--in that moment, that division of a breath, that twinkling of
an eye of which older prophecy had spoken. Or to put the matter quite
prosaically--on that business footing which was to prove the secret of
its success--a monopoly of Broadcasting throughout the English-speaking
world was revealed to him as the means for the coming of the Kingdom on
Earth.
‘The coming of the Kingdom’? The phrase was picturesque; but it was old
and obsolete. ‘Making Heaven safe for Democracy’ was better. That was
what Mr. Trimblerigg intended to do.
CHAPTER THIRTY
‘_Arise, Shine!_’
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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