Trimblerigg : $b A book of revelationHousman, Laurence
Religion
Trimblerigg : $b A book of revelation
Housman, Laurence
Clergy -- Fiction; Romans à clef; Satire
Often and often have I had cause to wonder at the things which man
found possible to believe: his queer creeds, his superstitions, his
transference of justice from this world to the next, his appetite for
making his gods like himself in their bad as well as in their good
qualities; and then for making them unlike himself, with miraculous
powers, attended by signs and wonders, and visitations, and unexpected
happenings, which even in his insurance policies he calls ‘acts of
God.’ All these things fill me with amazement that any man should
believe in them as having any spiritual significance whatsoever.
But when I consider how many believe that I provide the weather for
Bank-holiday and harvest, and can change it at will, then I have to
admit that man can make himself believe anything if once he starts
praying about it. And so it was quite natural that having prayed about
himself so long and earnestly, Mr. Trimblerigg should also believe in
himself as much as he did.
And so upon its second advent, Mr. Trimblerigg’s halo was a great
success. It did not have to appear unexplained; a public meeting was
arranged for it. And there with due solemnity for the strengthening
of faith the box of Susannah Walcot was brought forth like a new ark
of the covenant; and a crowned head, having first prayed to be guided
aright, broke the seals, drew out the contents, and read extracts, and
coming upon an illustrated page was for putting it modestly aside, when
his hand was stayed by the vigilance of Isabel Sparling. After that
the success of Susannah’s prophecies was assured. Judiciously edited
they caused a tremendous sensation, arousing also, in the episcopal
churches, derision and furious opposition.
It was the finishing touch requisite for full success. With that final
push Second Adventism, under the ban of the older theology, moved on
from strength to strength. In the Free Churches it swept the board, and
not many months later candidates for holy orders, in all congregations
where the incumbents were democratically chosen, had little chance
of selection unless they came as certified converts to Spiritualism,
Second Adventism, and the prophetic writings of Susannah Walcot. The
organ of the movement, _The Last Trump_, displaying on its cover an ace
of hearts with rays emanating, ran into a circulation of millions. And
though its opponents might call it ‘The Artful Card,’ and its radiant
editor ‘The Artful Dodger,’ and publish parodies of the prophecies
as they appeared in weekly instalments, its scope and influence
became more and more irresistible. In the price and extent of its
advertisement columns alone it was only beaten by that most popular of
all ladies’ journals _The Toilet Table_. And even _The Toilet Table_ in
its editorials was kind to the movement, and gave prominent reports of
its preachers and the smartness of its congregations.
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