Trimblerigg : $b A book of revelationHousman, Laurence
Religion
Trimblerigg : $b A book of revelation
Housman, Laurence
Clergy -- Fiction; Romans à clef; Satire
Now all this, it must be understood, was not the operation of Heaven,
but only of Big Finance, and certain other vested interests which did
not wish the old ways of the world to end, or competitive society
to become co-operative, or religion in any form to have control over
economics and politics, or Mr. Trimblerigg to go any farther than
they considered safe for the well-being of the country. And as Second
Adventism had in these respects become a peril, quite as formidable
in its way as foreign invasion, therefore an underground organization
had been formed, which, calling itself ‘Red Knights of the Fiery
Cross’, had designed for itself a costume, and a secret ritual, and
an oath which could not be broken; and had laid up store of military
preparation, and with prayer and fasting and genuflections, had
practised bomb-throwing and incendiarism and the casting down of sticky
gas in solitary places where a Duke preserved pheasants, and where,
therefore, no members of the outer public were allowed to intrude. And
having become experts in the game, upon the advertised day they made
a match of it, and in this, the first round, had apparently won hands
down. For the New Jerusalem had become a sticky object, coated with
dust and very offensive to the smell: and the Second Adventists sharply
divided into two bodies of an unequal size: the larger fugitive and
dispersive in tendency, no longer wishing for the end of the world,
but only for the excursion trains to start upon their return journeys:
the other comparatively small, but vigorous, vocal and tending to
direct action: truculent, abusive, full of grievance, clamorous for the
return of its deposits in a co-operative scheme which no longer seemed
safe, and with regard to which, in certain important respects, the
undertakings, as per contract, were not being carried out.
It was this section which presented itself at an early hour outside
the Presidency, and howled to be received in deputation by Mr.
Trimblerigg. For three hours they howled, while Mr. Trimblerigg, in
order to give confidence to his frightened followers, had his breakfast
and his bath (for which sufficient water remained in the cistern) and
dealt with certain arrears of correspondence.
At ten o’clock punctually, he looked at his watch, and said to his
secretary, ‘Now I will go out and speak to them.’
The secretary said, ‘I think, sir, you had better not. If I know
anything of crowds, that crowd is dangerous.’
Mr. Trimblerigg said, ‘I hope it is. I shall do my best to make it so.’
The light of battle was in his eye. He said to his secretary, ‘You must
dress yourself up; you are a Knight of the Fiery Cross whom we have
taken prisoner. You must be shown to the people, with your hands bound
and your face stained with blood. It will only be for a moment; but it
will satisfy them. I will do the rest.’
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