Trimblerigg : $b A book of revelationHousman, Laurence
Religion
Trimblerigg : $b A book of revelation
Housman, Laurence
Clergy -- Fiction; Romans à clef; Satire
When it seemed good to them that the preacher should end his prayer,
they cried ‘Amen’, and in the midst of his discourse they spoke as the
spirit gave them utterance. It was a demonstration that the gift of
prophecy, like murder, must out, and that if a place in order be not
found for it, it must come by disorder. So they presented their case,
by example and not by argument, and the congregations of True Belief
dealt with them, or tried to deal with them, in various ways painful or
persuasive, but none prevailed. For this phenomenon, they claimed, was
spiritual, and could only be cured spiritually in the granting of their
demand; while the coercion practised on them, being merely material,
must necessarily fail.
And so spiritually chaining themselves to their chairs, they were
materially carried out, and spiritually interrupting the eloquence
of others were materially suppressed under extinguishers which
deprived them of breath; and for what they truly believed to be their
unconquerable right True Belief could find no remedy.
From the moment when it had first sparkled into life, this sacred flame
had, of course, found at Mount Horeb an altar for its fires, and in
Mr. Trimblerigg a victim suited to its need. There Isabel Sparling
came in person, for the first time openly, but afterwards in disguise,
and there they wrestled together for an eloquence which tried to be
simultaneous but failed. And though, with preparation and practice,
he did better against interruption than she, yet even there she beat
him; for if her remarks were disjointed and ejaculatory it did not much
matter, whereas for him sound alone was not sufficient, but he must
keep up the thread of his discourse, rise superior in eloquence as well
as in sense to the reiterated ‘Alleluias’ of Miss Sparling’s inspired
utterance, and all the while put a Christian face upon the matter,
which was the most difficult thing of all.
Three times was Miss Sparling cast forth from the midst of the
congregation, before the doorkeepers became efficient in penetrating
her disguise. The third time Mr. Trimblerigg, losing his temper, had
used what sounded like incitement to violence, and Miss Sparling
getting her leg broken, brought an action and obtained damages, fifty
pounds.
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