Trimblerigg : $b A book of revelationHousman, Laurence
Religion
Trimblerigg : $b A book of revelation
Housman, Laurence
Clergy -- Fiction; Romans à clef; Satire
Fundamental: the word kindled in the hearts of women who had felt that
fundamental call of the spirit, a flame of resentment that crackled and
spread. Who was he, who was anybody to dictate times and seasons, when
the signs of that spiritual outpouring were here and now?
And so there was War in all the Free Churches which strove to fulfil
themselves under the ministry of one sex alone; and Mr. Trimblerigg’s
prayers and preachings were in consequence broken into shorter
paragraphs than was good for them.
But the violence with which those spiritual interruptions were carried
out could not go on for ever; it was not in human, it was not in
heavenly nature to utter messages born of the spirit with the drilled
regularity and mechanism of a firing-squad. The things they said lacked
conviction, did not come from their hearts or their heads, but only
from their tongues and their tempers; and when in certain selected
cases, Mr. Trimblerigg was inspired to pause so that they might speak
as the spirit gave them utterance, the spirit left them badly in the
lurch, they faltered and became dumb. For Isabel Sparling had enlisted
in her cause many who were the poorest of poor speakers and had no wish
whatever to become ministers; and when these heard themselves speak
to a congregation which was artfully prevailed upon to listen they
trembled and were afraid, and felt themselves fools.
And so, for a while, in his own particular congregation, it almost
seemed that Mr. Trimblerigg was on the way to restore order and recover
the undivided attention of his audiences.
But once again the pin-prick policy of Isabel Sparling got the better
of him; and in the third year of her Church Militancy, forces of a new,
a more placid, and a more undefeatable type were let loose against him.
They came, they behaved themselves, they said not a word, cloven
tongues of inspiration no longer descended upon them; but in the most
moving passage of prayer or sermon, they would feel imperatively moved
to get up and go. And with much deprecatory fuss and whispered apology,
always from the centre of a well-occupied row--they would go forth and
presently return again, finding that they had left book, or handbag, or
handkerchief behind them, or that they had taken away their neighbour’s
in mistake for their own. And it was all so politely and apologetically
done that everybody, except the preacher, had to forgive them.
And so it came about that after Mr. Trimblerigg had been at Bethesda
for a little more than two years, he accepted with alacrity a post at
the Free Evangelical centre for the organization of foreign missions.
And when he went out to preach it was at short notice here, there and
everywhere, where the sedulous attentions of Miss Isabel Sparling and
her followers had not time to overtake him.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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