Trooper 3809: A Private Soldier of the Third RepublicDecle, Lionel
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Trooper 3809: A Private Soldier of the Third Republic
Decle, Lionel
France. Armée -- Military life
"'That's it,' I say, and I goes to open the window. I must tell you
Titi and I had taken off our swords and put them in a corner when
we came in. I had just opened the window when one of them takes his
billiard cue by the tip and hits me with the thick part of it; but it
just struck on my helmet, and you can see it hit hard. Look," added
Piatte, picking up his helmet, which was quite bashed in. "Oh, then,"
he went on, "my blood was up and I went for that chap, and without
more ceremony I take him by his coat-tails and his collar, and I send
him, cue and all, right over the billiard-table, where he falls all of
a heap and stops there. At the same time the four others had set on
Titi, so I rushed to his help; he was down, and they were hammering
at him like mad; so I hit one here, I hit another there, I gave the
third a dig in the chest with my head, I sent the fourth against the
billiard-table with a kick, and Titi gets on his legs. The others,
except the one I had chucked over the billiard-table, had also got
up, and we were fighting like mad when three other devils who were
passing along the road stepped in and joined in the row. 'Oh,' I says,
'is that so? Helmets, then!' Titi understands me; we take our helmets
off, and swinging them by the end of the horse-tail, we strike right
in among them promiscuous like. My boy, if you had seen them: they
drops one after the other; only three of them remained standing up,
and while Titi was having it out in the corner with one of the chaps
I stood facing the two others. One of them, the coward, draws his
sword-bayonet, but with a swing of my helmet I knocks it out of his
hand, and as the window stood open I chucked him out of it. The other
one, in the meantime, had caught hold of me from behind, but I soon
shook him off, and lifting him from the ground--he was a miserable
little cur--I shook him like a rat. I bang him against the wall, and at
last he cries, 'Oh don't, don't.' 'Going to beg pardon?' I asked. 'Oh
yes,' he says, 'I beg pardon.' 'Very well, then,' I says, sticking him
on the ground standing with his back to me, 'if you move God help you!'
at the same time I holler, 'Prepare to receive cavalry!' and didn't he
receive cavalry, just! With one kick in the back I sent him flying to
join the others."
At the recollection of this Piatte burst into such a roar of laughter
that it awoke Titi, who had fallen asleep on my shoulder, and he, too,
began to guffaw idiotically.
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