Trooper 3809: A Private Soldier of the Third RepublicDecle, Lionel
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Trooper 3809: A Private Soldier of the Third Republic
Decle, Lionel
France. Armée -- Military life
As will be seen, the numbers in the various columns reserved for each
punishment indicate how many more days of that class of punishment the
soldier has to undergo, and this list is stuck on a board which is
hung up in the room of the Sergeant of the Guard, a fresh list being
made up every day. Supposing that by some mistake the _Adjudant's_
clerk should, in making up his fresh list, put the figure belonging
to Trooper Duval's name in the C.B. column instead of the cells, the
Sergeant of the Guard would naturally conclude that there were no men
in cells, and since in the case of certain barracks the cells are a
few hundred yards away from the guard-room, the unfortunate fellow
would be left in them without food, and might be unable to make himself
heard. This was actually the case in the instance of the Zouave I have
just mentioned. This arrangement turned out, however, to my benefit.
One day, as I was complaining to de Lanoy of the hardship of having
still ten days' _Salle de Police_ before me, he suggested my making
friends with the _Adjudant's_ clerk, who would gradually leave out a
few days in the punishment list; for instance, when I had still eleven
days to do, he would mark nine days on his list, and at the end of a
couple of days more, instead of marking seven days against my name
he would put down five, and the following day mark me as having only
three days more, so that in this way I should contrive to sleep in the
_Salle de Police_ for _seven_ nights instead of twelve. De Lanoy added
that this could never be found out, as the Sergeants of the Guard were
daily replaced, and none of them saw anything but the fresh list. I
immediately followed his advice, and found that a young fellow with
whom I had become great friends had previously acted as _Adjudant's_
clerk, and was on very good terms with the present occupant of the
post. Both were fond of drawing, and as I did a little in that way
myself, my friend suggested that he should take me to the clerk's
office to show me his drawings. We adjourned there at once, and in the
course of conversation my friend suggested to the clerk that he might
as well strike off a few days from the remainder of my punishment. The
latter readily agreed, and explained that it was especially easy to do
so the following morning, as on that day the Week would be taken by the
second _Adjudant_. He then asked me how many days I had still to do,
and I told him that twelve days remained. "Oh, that will be all right,"
he said. "I'll put you down for seven, so that in case the _Adjudant_,
who is just quitting duty to-morrow morning, should, when he takes back
'the week,' look through the list, he would again see your name on it.
But it is very unlikely that he will see the list. He never calls for
it."
This plan was duly carried out, with complete success, though
unfortunately it did not prevent my sleeping in the _Salle de Police_
on New Year's Day.
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