"We were just getting up Lady Blanche's chandelier in great style," exclaimed the manager, "when Major Barrington came along, and--" "No more, no more, for mercy's sake!" entreated the widow, with a shudder. "Yes," continued the manager, with severe accuracy; "he hit his head against it." "Mrs. Douce," cried Mrs. Magill, "run out and get my things for me--at once--please." "I'm sorry," said the landlady, rather sharply, "but I can't leave Natalia." Here some one came forward, and said the hack had arrived. "You see," protested the widow, "I _must_ have my things." But Mrs. Douce devoted herself to Natalia, obliviously. Barrington had by this time been got on his feet, and was walking slowly toward the stage-door, the arm of a fellow-officer under his own. "Major," cried the exasperated widow, "stop!" And, as she spoke, she stepped in front of him. Barrington did stop; but he looked feebly peevish, and in a tone of disgust said, plainly, "Do let me alone, can't you?" There could be no doubt as to his words. The conflict over his remains, which seemed likely a moment before to become obstinate received a check in this utterance from, as it were, the very dead. Mrs. Magill fell back in horror, and the major was triumphantly borne away with Natalia. XII. The farce was never finished; but the assembled company set about the dance which had been planned to succeed it. Rawsden and Miss Sneef enjoyed this very much, in their superior way, and, in fact, the breakdown of the histrionic effort made those youthful misanthropists thoroughly hilarious. The events of the next few days, after the "caving in" of the Major's head (as Rawsden described it), furnished him with still further material for entertainment. Mrs. Magill resumed the field early the next morning, seeking to visit her poor major. This Mrs. Douce prevented her from doing by powerful and imaginative descriptions of Barrington's condition, and citations from medical authority. Mrs. Magill then proposed to hire a room in the house. But Mrs. Douce solemnly averred she had no room to spare. Still, the next day Mrs. Magill came, with a carriage full of things, including light bedding, to occupy the enemy's country, and declared she would bivouac in the parlor. "But the parlor belongs to my boarders," said Mrs. Douce. "Use of parlor included, those are the terms." "Then I'll take the reception-room." "The door is very narrow," said Mrs. Douce, scrutinizing the massive form of the invader so insinuatingly as to make the non-committal pink in Mrs. Magill's cheeks give place to an angry red. Mrs. Magill turned, and called out of the open door to the carriage-driver to bring in the bedding, etc. "Recollect," she said, severely, to Mrs. Douce, "he is my husband that is to be."