True Stories of the Great War, Volume 5 (of 6): Tales of Adventure--Heroic Deeds--Exploits Told by the Soldiers, Officers, Nurses, Diplomats, Eye Witnesses
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True Stories of the Great War, Volume 5 (of 6): Tales of Adventure--Heroic Deeds--Exploits Told by the Soldiers, Officers, Nurses, Diplomats, Eye Witnesses
World War, 1914-1918 -- Personal narratives
"I can see you don't believe me," Sweeny replied, "but it's a fact.
They came in a hamper, together with two bottles of real Munich beer,
an assortment of Westphalian ham, cheese, honey, sandwiches of roast
veal and white bread, a few slabs of K bread, some pipe tobacco, and
some--what do you think?--hot dogs! As sure as you're born, Casey, and
if you'll believe me, I went for those frankfurters first! Oh, how many
nights I have sat out here and thought how good one of those hot dogs,
with a big gob of mustard on it, would be! But I never thought I'd ever
taste any in the trenches. Yet only just now I have demolished four of
them."
II--"LET SWEENY TELL IT"
Here was the way of it, as Sweeny told it to me:
"I started out about midnight with a patrol to have a look at a new
German bayou between two fortlets beyond our lines. I strung my men out
so as to give warning of any German patrol, and then led them past our
sentries and the barbed wire. I was some distance ahead of my men, and
had got well within the German lines without seeing or hearing anything
of the Germans.
"Now this was not the first time that I had ever penetrated that far
into the German lines, but it was the first time on such a mission
that I had not had to dodge a German patrol; and very often their
bullets. These things ran in my head continually and made me think
that I had fallen into a very neat trap which the Germans had laid for
me. I expected to see them rise from anywhere any minute, and hear the
banging of their guns and the whistling of their bullets (if I was
lucky enough to hear them, that is), and I began to wish myself well
out of my predicament and back again in the comparative safety of our
trench.
"This made me more cautious than ever, and presently I began to
retreat. As I did so a round German helmet bobbed up out of a ravine
not a dozen yards away. An instant later, at the other end of the
ravine, another appeared. I squirmed away like a snake and got behind
the only shelter in sight, a little scrubby tree, about three yards
away.
"As I lay there quaking, wondering why the Germans did not shoot--for
they must have seen me--I happened to look up, and there, hanging to a
branch of the tree, was a fat, clean-looking basket. I reached up, the
limb on which it hung being only a few feet from the ground, and lifted
the basket down.
"Then in a flash the explanation of the puzzle was clear to me. The
Germans had left that basket there and meant me to have it.
"With the basket on my arm I got up, bowed low to the round hats, and
walked back to our trench without ever being fired on.
"Inside the basket was the assortment I have described to you. There
was also a note something after this wise:
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