"That successor, I need not say, of course," continued General Belch,
"must be a good man and a faithful adherent of the party. He must be the
consistent enemy of a purse-proud aristocracy."
"He must, indeed," said Mr. Enos Slugby, whisking a little of the ash
from his cigar off an embroidered shirt-bosom, in doing which the flash
from a diamond ring upon his finger dazzled Abel, who had turned as he
spoke.
"He must espouse the immortal cause of popular rights, and be willing to
spend and be spent for the people."
"That's it," said Mr. William Condor, whose sinecure under government was
not worth less than twenty thousand a year.
"He must always uphold the honor of the glorious flag of our country."
"Excuse me, General Belch, but I can not control my feelings; I must
propose three cheers," interrupted Alderman MacDennis O'Rourke; and the
three cheers were heartily given.
"And this candidate must be equally the foe of class legislation and the
friend of State rights."
Here Mr. Bat moved his head, as if he were assenting to a remark of his
friend General Jackson.
"And I surely need not add that it would be the first and most sacred
point of honor with this candidate to serve his party in every thing, to
be the unswerving advocate of all its measures, and implicitly obedient
to all its behests," said General Belch.
"Which behests are to be learned by him from the authorized leaders of
the party," said Mr. Enos Slugby.
"Certainly," said half of the gentlemen.
"Of course," said the other half.
During the remarks that General Belch had been making his eyes were fixed
upon Abel Newt, who understood that this was a political examination, in
which the questions asked included the answers that were to be given.
When the General had ended, the company sat intently smoking for some
time, and filling and emptying their glasses.
"Mr. Bat," said General Belch, "what is your view?"
Mr. Bat removed his eyes from General Jackson's portrait, and cleared his
throat.
"I think," he said, closing his eyes, and rubbing his fingers along his
eyebrows, "that the party holding to the only constitutional policy is
to be supported at all hazards, and I think the great party to which
we belong is that party. Our principles are all true, and our measures
are all just. Speculative persons and dreamers talk about independent
political action. But politics always beget parties. Governments are
always managed by parties, and parties are always managed by--"
The dried-apple complexion at this point assumed an ashy hue, as if
something very indiscreet had been almost uttered. Mr. Bat's eyes opened
and saw Abel's fixed upon him with a peculiar intelligence. The whole
party looked a little alarmed at Mr. Bat, and apprehensively at the
new-comer. Mr. Ele frowned at General Belch,
"What does he mean?"
But Abel relieved the embarrassment by quietly completing Mr. Bat's
sentence--
--"by the managers."
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