"You have an uncle, have you not?"
Abel nodded.
"A very eminent merchant, I believe. His name is very well known, and he
commands great respect. Ahem!"
Mr. Slugby cleared his throat; then continued:
"He will naturally be very much interested in the career and success of
his nephew."
"Oh, immensely!" replied Abel, in a thick voice, and with a look and tone
which suggested to his friends that he was rapidly priming himself.
"Immensely, enormously!"
"Ah, yes," said Mr. Slugby, with an air of curious meditation. "I do
not remember to have heard the character of his political proclivities
mentioned. But, of course, as the brother of Boniface Newt and the uncle
of the Honorable Abel Newt"--here Mr. Slugby bowed to that gentleman, who
winked at him over the rim of his glass--"he is naturally a friend of the
people."
"Yes," returned Abel.
"I think you said he was very fond of you?" added Mr. Slugby, while his
friends looked expectantly on.
"Fond? It's a clear case of apple of the eye," answered Abel, chuckling.
"Very good," said William Condor; "very good, indeed! Capital!" laughed
Belch; and whispered to his neighbor Condor, "In vino veritas."
As they whispered, and smiled, and nodded together, Abel Newt glanced
around the circle with sullen, fiery eyes.
"Uncle Lawrence is worth a million of dollars," said he, carelessly.
The group of political gentlemen shook their heads in silent admiration.
They seemed to themselves to have struck a golden vein, and General Belch
could not help inwardly complimenting himself upon his profound sagacity
in having put forward a candidate who had a bachelor uncle who doated
upon him, and who was worth a million. He perceived at once his own
increased importance in the Party. To have displaced Watkins Bodley--who
was not only an uncertain party implement, but poor--by an unhesitating
young man of great ability and of enormous prospects, he knew was to have
secured for himself whatever he chose to ask. The fat nose reddened and
glistened as if it would burst with triumph and joy. General Arcularius
Belch was satisfied.
"Of course," said William Condor, "a man of Mr. Lawrence Newt's
experience and knowledge of the world is aware that there are certain
necessary expenses attendant upon elections--such as printing, rent,
lighting, warming, posting, etc.--"
"In fact, sundries," said Abel, smiling with the black eyes.
"Yes, precisely; sundries," answered Mr. Condor, "which sometimes swell
to quite an inordinate figure. Your uncle, I presume, Mr. Newt, would not
be unwilling to contribute a certain share of the expense of your
election; and indeed, now that you are so conspicuous a leader, he would
probably expect to contribute handsomely to the current expenses of the
Party. Isn't it so?"
"Of course," said General Belch.
"Of course," said Enos Slugby.
"Of course," echoed the two or three other gentlemen who sat silently,
assiduously smoking and drinking.
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