She refused to permit him to bring his friends home. She came into his store and scolded him. She accused him of infidelity. She disturbed him when he slept in the garden on Sundays. She made him cook his own dinners. She spilled his beer when he drank quietly with friends. She told tales about him among the neighbors, and injured his business. She served his sausages and his soup cold, and sometimes did not have his meals for him when he came home. She did not make the beds nor clean the house. She took cards out of his skat deck. She talked continually, and scolded him for everything or nothing. She opened the windows when he closed them, and closed them when he opened them. She poured water into his shoes while he slept. She cut off his dachshund's tail. These things, he said, made him prefer to be hanged to living with her. Incidentally Holz, who is awaiting execution, expresses an earnest desire to trade places with Herr Devel. There is no accounting for tastes. A CLEVER SHOPLIFTER. DETECTIVE WOOLDRIDGE FINDS A FAIR CRIMINAL. While passing through the Fair, one of the largest retail dry goods establishments in Chicago, Detective Wooldridge noticed one of the cleverest shoplifters that ever operated in Chicago, Bertha Lebecke, known as "Fainting Bertha." She was standing in front of the handkerchief counter, where her actions attracted Wooldridge's attention, and he concluded to watch her. She called the girl's attention to something on the shelf and as she turned to get it Bertha's hand reached out and took a half dozen expensive lace handkerchiefs, which disappeared in the folds of her skirt. The act was performed so quickly and with such cleverness that it would have gone unnoticed unless one were looking right at her and saw her take the handkerchiefs. From the handkerchief counter she went to the drug department, where she secured several bottles of perfume. As she was leaving this counter she met a Central detective who had arrested her before for the same offense. He stopped a few yards from her to make some trifling purchases. She, thinking he was watching her, left the store. From the Fair she went to Siegel-Cooper's, another large dry goods store several blocks away. Detective Wooldridge followed her. She was seen to go from counter to counter, and from each one she succeeded in getting some article. As she was leaving the store she was placed under arrest by Detective Wooldridge and taken to the Police Station. When she was arrested she fainted, and a great crowd gathered around her, and many of the women cried and implored Detective Wooldridge not to arrest her, but he would not be moved by any of them to let her go free. [Illustration: "_FAINTING BERTHA_"]