Twenty Years a Detective in the Wickedest City in the WorldWooldridge, Clifton R. (Clifton Rodman)
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Twenty Years a Detective in the Wickedest City in the World
Wooldridge, Clifton R. (Clifton Rodman)
Crime -- Illinois -- Chicago; Police -- Illinois -- Chicago
I want a man who is a flower, with love and affection oozing from all
its petals. Maybe, however, I need a few more years' preparation for
the most solemn of steps--matrimony. I admire a man of good physique,
kind, gallant, conscientious, of good morals as can be expected
nowadays, home-loving, and fond of children.--Application for a
husband from Catherine M. Barnes, trained nurse, aged 40, Indianapolis.
* * * * *
Love is the destiny of us all. At times it seems it is going to
side-track and pass us. Therefore, I ask you to help me to find a
handsome man of 50 or over who has some money and can make more.
I am a young girl of loving disposition; do not powder, except on
special occasions; can cook, and know how to dress on nothing or
little. I want love and fidelity. Do not send me the name of any
traveling men.
I am 39 and dark.--Miss Ella Miller, 837 Spring Garden street,
Philadelphia.
* * * * *
Introduce me to a widow with money who wants a good entertainer and
honest man. I have no funds, but don't tell her that. I play, sing and
recite well.--Adam Werker, Glen Ellyn, Ill.
HER IDEAL HUSBAND.
"My ideal must be tall," suggests Miss Mary Hester, from Wayland,
N. Y., "and a gentleman in every sense of the word. He must be of
good standing socially and morally. He must be of temperate habits,
kind, generous, affectionate, devoted--a man of ability, who would
be a companion socially, intellectually and morally to a true, pure,
devoted wife."
She says she would ask for no more.
[Illustration: (Letter, first part)]
[Illustration: (Letter, second part)]
[Illustration: (Second letter, first part)]
[Illustration: (Second letter, second part)]
[Illustration: "READ US 'BOUT WHUT DE FOLKS IN PITTSBURG AN' NEWPORT
IS UP TO."]
[Illustration: "I'D RUTHER BE MARRIED TO A WOMAN WHO WAS REFORMIN'
THINGS OUTSIDE DE HOUSE DAN IN HIT."]
THIS ONE IS REAL FRANK.
Here is another letter from Reading, Pa:
Dear Sir: I notice by Sunday's paper that you are looking
for a wife. Now, strange to relate, I am looking for a
husband. I don't know what your requirements are, but I do
know mine, and the chief ones of them are money, a good
home, less work and worry, and happiness. If love comes,
too, I shall not object, although I have lived long enough
to realize that there can be a sort of lukewarm happiness
without love.
Be that as it may, I judge my capacity is sufficiently
large to satisfy the sort of a man I judge you to be. Now,
for the next item of importance--myself. I am tall and
slender, five feet six inches high, and quite "figuresque,"
as one of my girl friends tells me. I am of the
Irish-American type; hair medium in shade and profuse as to
quantity; deep-set, very bright gray eyes; good carriage,
on account of which strangers often consider me haughty--an
entirely erroneous idea.
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