“Sally Jones has red hair, and probably a bad temper must be under it.
Martha White has a host of relations, and I might be expected to marry
all of them; otherwise, she might do. Jane Smith is afflicted in the
same manner. Gertie Thompson is mild-eyed and even-tempered, but hasn’t
enough spunk to take her own part—she’s too good for me. Maggie Brown
has a tyrant of a mother, whom I could not endure for a mother-in-law,
and four young lady sisters who take after the maternal pattern. Annie
Dawson and Kate Jackson are beauties, but are too full of frivolity and
coquettishness, while Lizzie Cleopatra Moore (that is her full name) is
broad-shouldered and masculine in build, and has pronounced views on the
equal rights question.
“No. None of these ladies have the qualities I wish my wife to possess.
“But who else do I know?
“By jove, I have it.
“Miss Mattie Higbie, of course; the girl I made the subject of my first
and only practice as a corn doctor. I owe that girl something for what I
made her suffer, and if she lives, and is single, and seems to fill the
bill, I’ll make honorable amends by offering myself in payment of the
debt.”
How I came to think of her is a question. After all these years my
remembrance of her was but hazy; yet in the intervening time I had more
than once thought of her, and the promise I had made myself that I would
some day see her again. I had never chanced to be in her neighborhood,
however, and her life since I saw her was a sealed mystery.
Would she remember me? Would she cherish an abiding hatred for the
clumsy corn doctor who had once given her so much pain? No, that was
hardly probable. I must have changed too much in the intervening time.
When she saw me I wore no whiskers, and, in fact, was little more than a
beardless boy, fairly disguised to act the part of a man. Now, a heavy
brown mustache shaded my upper lip and side whiskers altered the
expression of my face.
“Don’t wait,” has always been my motto, and was the one I used on this
occasion. The preparations I had to make were few and simple, though I
might be starting for a visit that would extend over months.
I did not disguise the fact, however, that this might be the greatest
wild-goose chase of my life. Why should I imagine that Miss Mattie
Higbie had remained single through all these years, or that I would care
to claim her if she had? That she had changed greatly was to be
expected, and it might be I was preparing myself for a greater shock
than I was aware of. Well, time should show. I might as well be doing
this as anything else, and it cost no more. I traveled in a Pullman
through lands I had once viewed from brake-beams of a box-car, or the
platform of the blind baggage, and possibly the same negro porter
touched his hat and whisked off my clothes who had once shied a brick at
my head.
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