Historical fiction, American; New England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Short stories
As touching the other pilgrims of the Great Carbuncle, the legend goes
on to tell that the worshipful Master Ichabod Pigsnort soon gave up the
quest as a desperate speculation, and wisely resolved to betake himself
again to his warehouse, near the town-dock, in Boston. But as he passed
through the Notch of the mountains a war-party of Indians captured our
unlucky merchant and carried him to Montreal, there holding him in
bondage till by the payment of a heavy ransom he had woefully
subtracted from his hoard of pine-tree shillings. By his long absence,
moreover, his affairs had become so disordered that for the rest of his
life, instead of wallowing in silver, he had seldom a sixpence-worth of
copper. Doctor Cacaphodel, the alchemist, returned to his laboratory
with a prodigious fragment of granite, which he ground to powder,
dissolved in acids, melted in the crucible and burnt with the blowpipe,
and published the result of his experiments in one of the heaviest
folios of the day. And for all these purposes the gem itself could not
have answered better than the granite. The poet, by a somewhat similar
mistake, made prize of a great piece of ice which he found in a sunless
chasm of the mountains, and swore that it corresponded in all points
with his idea of the Great Carbuncle. The critics say that, if his
poetry lacked the splendor of the gem, it retained all the coldness of
the ice. The lord De Vere went back to his ancestral hall, where he
contented himself with a wax-lighted chandelier, and filled in due
course of time another coffin in the ancestral vault. As the funeral
torches gleamed within that dark receptacle, there was no need of the
Great Carbuncle to show the vanity of earthly pomp.
The cynic, having cast aside his spectacles, wandered about the world a
miserable object, and was punished with an agonizing desire of light
for the wilful blindness of his former life. The whole night long he
would lift his splendor-blasted orbs to the moon and stars; he turned
his face eastward at sunrise as duly as a Persian idolater; he made a
pilgrimage to Rome to witness the magnificent illumination of Saint
Peter’s church, and finally perished in the Great Fire of London, into
the midst of which he had thrust himself with the desperate idea of
catching one feeble ray from the blaze that was kindling earth and
heaven.
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