Historical fiction, American; New England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Short stories
“Neither at that, nor treble the sum,” responded the gaunt, grizzled
and threadbare Peter Goldthwaite. “The fact is, Mr. Brown, you must
find another site for your brick block and be content to leave my
estate with the present owner. Next summer I intend to put a splendid
new mansion over the cellar of the old house.”
“Pho, Peter!” cried Mr. Brown as he opened the kitchen door; “content
yourself with building castles in the air, where house-lots are cheaper
than on earth, to say nothing of the cost of bricks and mortar. Such
foundations are solid enough for your edifices, while this underneath
us is just the thing for mine; and so we may both be suited. What say
you, again?”
“Precisely what I said before, Mr. Brown,” answered Peter Goldthwaite.
“And, as for castles in the air, mine may not be as magnificent as that
sort of architecture, but perhaps as substantial, Mr. Brown, as the
very respectable brick block with dry-goods stores, tailors’ shops and
banking-rooms on the lower floor, and lawyers’ offices in the second
story, which you are so anxious to substitute.”
“And the cost, Peter? Eh?” said Mr. Brown as he withdrew in something
of a pet. “That, I suppose, will be provided for off-hand by drawing a
check on Bubble Bank?”
John Brown and Peter Goldthwaite had been jointly known to the
commercial world between twenty and thirty years before under the firm
of Goldthwaite & Brown; which copartnership, however, was speedily
dissolved by the natural incongruity of its constituent parts. Since
that event, John Brown, with exactly the qualities of a thousand other
John Browns, and by just such plodding methods as they used, had
prospered wonderfully and become one of the wealthiest John Browns on
earth. Peter Goldthwaite, on the contrary, after innumerable schemes
which ought to have collected all the coin and paper currency of the
country into his coffers, was as needy a gentleman as ever wore a patch
upon his elbow. The contrast between him and his former partner may be
briefly marked, for Brown never reckoned upon luck, yet always had it,
while Peter made luck the main condition of his projects, and always
missed it. While the means held out his speculations had been
magnificent, but were chiefly confined of late years to such small
business as adventures in the lottery. Once he had gone on a
gold-gathering expedition somewhere to the South, and ingeniously
contrived to empty his pockets more thoroughly than ever, while others,
doubtless, were filling theirs with native bullion by the handful. More
recently he had expended a legacy of a thousand or two of dollars in
purchasing Mexican scrip, and thereby became the proprietor of a
province; which, however, so far as Peter could find out, was situated
where he might have had an empire for the same money—in the clouds.
From a search after this valuable real estate Peter returned so gaunt
and threadbare that on reaching New England the scarecrows in the
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