Twin Tales: Are All Men Alike, and, The Lost TitianStringer, Arthur
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Twin Tales: Are All Men Alike, and, The Lost Titian
Stringer, Arthur
Canadian fiction
“I want ’o know who’s playin’ double in this mix-up,” Gunboat Dorgan
promptly asserted.
“I don’t quite understand,” protested Teddie.
“Well, first thing, I want ’o know just what yuh said about that car?”
“When?” temporized Teddie. “And where?”
“Just b’fore I kissed yuh, right here in this room,” asserted the
over-honest youth. Whereupon Teddie stiffened and winced and had to take
a grip on herself before she could control her voice.
“I’m sorry there’s been any mistake about it,” explained Teddie, doing
her best to be patient. “I remember now, I said you could have the car.
And, as a matter of fact, you are perfectly welcome to it, or what’s
left of it!”
“Then why’s this man West talkin’ so big about grand larceny and gettin’
me locked up? What’s he know about what’s been passin’ strictly b’tween
yuh and me? Yuh were up ag’inst it, and I could see it, and I helped yuh
out the same as I’d help any girl. And I didn’t have me hand out when I
did it!”
“That was the trouble, Mr. Dorgan,” Teddie tried to tell him. “I was
willing to accept service from you without stopping to consider whether
or not it could be repaid, I mean adequately repaid. And that’s where I
made my mistake. You’ll have to attribute that mistake, I’m afraid, to
the defects in my bringing up. It’s a sort of penalty for the past. One
gets into the habit of accepting things, just as one accepts
cinnamon-toast from the footman, or a trip across the Hudson from the
ferry-boat, without being actively conscious of any human obligation.
That man had made himself unbearably offensive to me, and I asked you to
punch his nose for me, without remembering the risks it involved,
without appreciating the danger I was bringing——”
“Risks!” cried Gunboat, with a derisive hoot, finally arriving at a
definite idea in what seemed a morass of abstractions. “Where’s the
risks in standin’ up to a big stiff like that?”
“I’m afraid I wasn’t thinking of the risks to you,” Teddie rather
wearily explained. “I was rather selfishly remembering the risks to
myself.”
“Well, yuh ain’t suffered none from it, have yuh?” derided her still
indignant-eyed cross-examiner.
“I’ve just paid Raoul Uhlan twenty-five thousand dollars as compensation
for his injuries,” explained Teddie, as coolly as she was able.
Gunboat Dorgan fell back, gaped a little, and then swallowed hard.
“Yuh paid—yuh paid that mutt—that money—for—for what he’d get tarred
and feathered for—down in my Ward!” he gasped, wide-eyed with
incredulity.
Teddie nodded.
And Gunboat, seeing that movement of acquiescence, repeated:
“Twenty-five thousand dollars!” Then he began to stride meditatively
back and forth, pacing the studio-rug with his characteristic
panther-like step. Teddie watched him, without speaking, without moving.
She watched him until he came to an abrupt stop.
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