Twin Tales: Are All Men Alike, and, The Lost TitianStringer, Arthur
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Twin Tales: Are All Men Alike, and, The Lost Titian
Stringer, Arthur
Canadian fiction
“Say, Ruby was right in this, after all,” he suddenly proclaimed. “_I_
was the guy who got off his trolley. Yuh—yuh looked so good to me I got
my numbers mixed. I got to dreamin’ things. But twenty-five thousand
bucks in cold cash ain’t no dream. And d’ yuh know what I’m goin’ to do,
and do right now? I’m goin’ up to that Uhlan guy and get that
twenty-five thousand back. Just so ’s yuh can see I’m a little more on
the level than yuh’ve been imaginin’. I’m goin’ to make that
studio-lizard come across wit’ that dough—_with_ that dough,” he
amended, remembering, in his excitement, certain old-time admonitions as
to the utterance of his mother-tongue.
“But I don’t want you to do that!” cried Teddie, harboring a strangely
muddled-up and reluctant admiration for the deluded young fire-eater
with the Saint Anthony light in his blazing blue eyes.
“Of course yuh don’t, for the thing’s got yuh buffaloed the same as
_yuh_ got me buffaloed,” proclaimed the knight of the ring. “And the
whole lay-out’s wrong. The only thing that got hurt about that guy was
his dignity. I knew what I was doin’ all the time. I held back on the
sleep-punch, and played wit’ him. I didn’t give him anything that a
pound of beefsteak wouldn’t put right inside o’ twenty-four hours—and
he knows it as well as I do. But now he’s pulled this blackmail stuff
I’m goin’ to put him wise to how I was toyin’ wit’ him. I’m goin’ to let
him see that if he ever so much as opens his trap about this business
he’s goin’ to have it decorated wit’ a double set o’ plates when I get
through wit’ him—when I get through _with_ him. And the next time he’ll
holler so loud for help they’ll be fannin’ him wit’ a hearse-plume
before he’s finished!”
Teddie tried to stop him as he turned away.
“Noth-thing doin’!” he proclaimed with his movie-hero side-movement of
the hand. “I’m Irish, I am, and me Irish is up. Yuh’re goin’ to see this
goob bitin’ on a mouth-gag or yuh’re goin’ to see crape swingin’ over
his door-mat!”
“It’s no use,” Teddie still tried to tell him. “It’s too late. It will
only make things much worse than they already are!”
But Gunboat Dorgan hadn’t been crowned with that soubriquet of
belligerency without fit and proper reason.
“I’m wise to this lay-out now,” he announced from the doorway, “and I’m
goin’ to have a hand in windin’ it up. It’s no use tryin’ to flag me
off. And I ain’t sayin’ yuh’re a quitter, for yuh’re only a girl. But
yuh don’t see me layin’ down in the shafts wit’ a thing like this under
me nose. I’m goin’ through wit’ this, and nobody’s goin’ to stop me. And
maybe this’ll square up a little for—for them lamps o’ yours I put on
the blink!”
CHAPTER TWELVE
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