Twin Tales: Are All Men Alike, and, The Lost TitianStringer, Arthur
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Twin Tales: Are All Men Alike, and, The Lost Titian
Stringer, Arthur
Canadian fiction
“Call off this wildcat,” gasped Louis as he dropped weakly into a chair.
“Call him or I’ll get a shooting-iron and kill him!”
Gerry tried to remove the steel-corded hand from the uptwisted
coat-collar, but Gunboat Dorgan betrayed no slightest intention of
relaxing his hold.
“Not on your life,” he irately announced. “Not until he eats every word
of it!”
“Of what?” demanded Gerry, with an abstracted and mildly perplexed
inspection of Louis Lipsett’s person.
“Don’t listen to him,” cried the prisoner. “He’s gone crazy. He’s gummed
up the whole game. He came tearing into Uhlan’s studio when I had the
big bounder scared stiff, had him eating out of my hand and willing to
sign any kind of quitclaim I was ready to hand out. He blew in there
ready to eat Uhlan up, until he found out I was from _The Star_ and
heard that tricky brush-tickler swear his lips were sealed and then step
from under by saying it was me and my paper that were going to open up
on a full-page story. _Me_, mind you, with all I’d done! Then this East
Side rat-terrier let loose, and wouldn’t even give me a chance to get to
a phone and have you put things straight or call up our sporting-editor
to shoot a little reason into his empty nut. He’s hauled me around like
a civet-bag and dragged me down here across eleven city blocks to say
what you very well know I don’t even need to say. And I call this a fine
line of reporting, this ghost-laying for a bunch of love-sick idiots
who’re so afraid of printer’s ink they’re playing tennis with
bank-checks over it. For I’m not the only thing he’s collared, I want y’
to understand. He collared old Shotwell as well and shook that
twenty-five-thousand-dollar draft out of him and has got it right here
in his jeans while he’s joy-riding on the back of my neck! But I’m tired
of being bullyragged and manhandled and having my clothes spoilt, and if
this rising star of suburban ring doesn’t get his fingers out of my back
hair inside of ten seconds I’m going to let loose with something more
than ink before the day is over.”
“Let him go!” commanded Gerry, in his most authoritative grand-jury
voice. “This man is acting for Miss Hayden, is very generously and
unselfishly acting for Miss Hayden.”
“Am I now?” gritted Louis Lipsett, breathing hard and writhing his
disordered clothing back into place.
“Well, so am I,” averred Gunboat Dorgan as he tossed Teddie’s much
crumpled check out on the cherrywood table. “And I want ’o know,” he
continued as he confronted Gerry West, “just what call yuh’ve got for
buttin’ in on this?”
“I am acting for Miss Hayden,” Gerry announced with gravity.
“We’re _all_ acting for Miss Hayden!” mocked Louis, with a foolish
upward movement of his hands. But Gunboat ignored that derisive
interruption.
“In what way ’re yuh actin’ for her?” he demanded, with his shoulders
squared and his chin out.
“As her husband,” said Gerry with a grimness which was quite new to him.
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