Twin Tales: Are All Men Alike, and, The Lost TitianStringer, Arthur
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Twin Tales: Are All Men Alike, and, The Lost Titian
Stringer, Arthur
Canadian fiction
As for Teddie herself, she was tyrannical and melting and snappy and
chummy all at the same time. She promptly ordered the servants back at
their posts, and just as promptly proceeded to bully them in a manner
which plainly betokened that she intended to be master of her fate in at
least one quarter of an otherwise unconquered world. She ordered silver
unpacked and moth-bags banished and the striped ticking off the
furniture and the cars overhauled and the drapes restored and the
drive-borders retrimmed and an absurd amount of cut flowers for every
room in the house. But she prowled moodily about that house, resenting
its quietness at the same time that she gave orders she was at home to
nobody. She tried riding before breakfast, and found her old mount gone
soft and her new groom grown sulky. She tried reading, and discovered
how unbelievably dull all modern books could be. She tried motoring, and
found no interest in maneuvering the old hair-pin curves on two wheels
and no thrill in defying the old speed-traps at sixty miles an hour.
Even the greenhouses, when she invaded them, seemed to suggest funeral
set-pieces and the vanity of all earthly ways. The very walls about that
lordly Hayden demense grew still again remarkably suggestive of jail
walls. And that particular wall which intervened between her own and the
adjacent West estate seemed to take on a particularly objectionable
coloring.
As for her Uncle Chandler, he punctiliously dressed for dinner, and
punctiliously sat at one end of the big dining-room table while Teddie
just as solemnly sat at the other—though she did once emerge
sufficiently from her self-absorption to remark that they looked exactly
like two palm-trees on the edge of the Sahara. She also once ventured to
ask if Watkins really oughtn’t to have a passport when he carried the
joint all the way from her end of the table down to the old Major’s end
of the table. And her Uncle Chandler brightened up sufficiently to
inquire if he hadn’t better order a taxi to run them out to the terrace
for coffee, so abysmally vast seemed the distances in that dolorous and
empty house.
If the old Major remained suspiciously meek and long-suffering during
these days of trial, it must be acknowledged that he made divers and
undivulged trips in to the City, whence he returned oddly fortified in
spirit and beguilingly abstracted in manner. The only excursion which
brought him obvious displeasure was that when he brought back to Teddie
a motor-truck loaded down with her studio possessions—which the lady in
question solemnly committed to a bonfire on the rear end of the East
Drive. And that afternoon as they sat taking tea and cinnamon-toast on
the Terrace, he finally found the courage to confront the morose-eyed
young lady who sat in the high-backed willow-chair so moodily tearing an
Ophelia rose to pieces.
“Say, Teddie, isn’t it about time you were loosening up?” the old Major
quietly inquired.
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