Twin Tales: Are All Men Alike, and, The Lost TitianStringer, Arthur
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Twin Tales: Are All Men Alike, and, The Lost Titian
Stringer, Arthur
Canadian fiction
Yet the data concerning her two aunts, Georgina and Lavinia Keswick, was
less ambiguous in coloring. These two antique maiden-ladies were
variously described as “a couple of old crows,” “a pair o’ bloodless old
hardheads,” and “a team o’ skinflints who put pennies in the collection
plate of a Sunday.” There had been a brother once, a rolling stone who
wasted the family substance and went off to Europe once a year to buy
marble lions and tombstones and paint little pictures on pieces of
canvas. He had been a poor sort, this brother, and it couldn’t have been
much loss when he died of Roman fever somewhere in Italy, for he had
always preferred daubing a picture of a field to driving a plow up and
down its landsides. And you can’t farm in a country like Canada with a
camel’s-hair brush! Not by a long shot! The two old crows still tried to
run that farm, for they would endure no man about the place, but they
couldn’t even pay the interest on the mortgage, and year by year things
were only getting worse. They’d be foreclosing on ’em any time now.
It would make great tobacco land, the upper half of the farm, once it
was worked right. They could get five or six hundred a year out of it,
easy, growing Burley on shares, but the two elderly Keswick women had
religious scruples about surrendering land for the cultivation of the
filthy weed.
Yet Belinda Brittner, who had been in service with them in the old days,
claimed their religion to be a pretense and a mockery, remembering as
she did how Miss Lavinia had turned the clock back on Saturday night so
as to finish her strawberry jam without breaking the Sabbath, as she put
it. And their believing themselves to be better than other folks was
likewise a deception and a mockery before the Lord, for Belinda wasn’t
so blind that she didn’t know they dined on dog-fish discarded on the
beach by the pound-net fisherman, and frugally bought cat-meat which
went to no cats, but was frugally stewed with sour-dock for their own
parsimonious table. And when the _Annie Huff_ missed the harbor mouth at
Rond-Eau and pounded to pieces in a south-easter on the beach just below
the Keswick farm the two old vultures had been discovered by certain
midnight wanderers frugally salvaging everything washed up from the
wreck.
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