“And only fancy what has happened yesterday,” he went on. “My mate left
me suddenly. Had to. And as there’s nobody to be found at a short
notice I am going to take Schultz with me. The notorious Schultz! Why
don’t you jump out of your skin? I tell you I went and unearthed Schultz
late last evening, after no end of trouble. ‘I am your man, captain,’ he
says, in that wonderful voice of his, ‘but I am sorry to confess I have
practically no clothes to my back. I have had to sell all my wardrobe to
get a little food from day to day.’ What a voice that man has got. Talk
about moving stones! But people seem to get used to it. I had never
seen him before, and, upon my word, I felt suddenly tears rising to my
eyes. Luckily it was dusk. He was sitting very quiet under a tree in a
native compound as thin as a lath, and when I peered down at him all he
had on was an old cotton singlet and a pair of ragged pyjamas. I bought
him six white suits and two pairs of canvas shoes. Can’t clear the ship
without a mate. Must have somebody. I am going on shore presently to
sign him on, and I shall take him with me as I go back on board to get
under way. Now, I am a lunatic—am I not? Mad, of course. Come on! Lay
it on thick. Let yourself go. I like to see you get excited.”
He so evidently expected me to scold that I took especial pleasure in
exaggerating the calmness of my attitude.
“The worst that can be brought up against Schultz,” I began, folding my
arms and speaking dispassionately, “is an awkward habit of stealing the
stores of every ship he has ever been in. He will do it. That’s really
all that’s wrong. I don’t credit absolutely that story Captain Robinson
tells of Schultz conspiring in Chantabun with some ruffians in a Chinese
junk to steal the anchor off the starboard bow of the _Bohemian Girl_
schooner. Robinson’s story is too ingenious altogether. That other tale
of the engineers of the _Nan-Shan_ finding Schultz at midnight in the
engine-room busy hammering at the brass bearings to carry them off for
sale on shore seems to me more authentic. Apart from this little
weakness, let me tell you that Schultz is a smarter sailor than many who
never took a drop of drink in their lives, and perhaps no worse morally
than some men you and I know who have never stolen the value of a penny.
He may not be a desirable person to have on board one’s ship, but since
you have no choice he may be made to do, I believe. The important thing
is to understand his psychology. Don’t give him any money till you have
done with him. Not a cent, if he begs ever so. For as sure as Fate the
moment you give him any money he will begin to steal. Just remember
that.”
I enjoyed Jasper’s incredulous surprise.
“The devil he will!” he cried. “What on earth for? Aren’t you trying to
pull my leg, old boy?”
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